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Offline anoni

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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2012, 09:59:49 AM »
Chuck norris doesn't get wet...
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Water gets chuck norris!
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #76 on: March 30, 2012, 10:07:17 AM »
when god said "let there be light"
chuck norris said "say please"
then bruce lee said "you dare challenge me?"
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #77 on: March 30, 2012, 10:10:04 AM »
In the beginning there was nothing...

...then Chuck Norris round house kicked that nothing in the face and shouted "GET A JOB!"

thus is the story of the universe XD
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #78 on: March 30, 2012, 10:16:00 AM »
jesus walked on water
chuck norris swam on land
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #79 on: March 30, 2012, 08:53:02 PM »
I don't know if this has been posted in this thread yet so, here we go...
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet every time, even #1.
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #80 on: March 31, 2012, 08:03:36 AM »
Chuck norris cannot shave
Instead he kicks himself in the face, for only chuck norris can cut chuck norris!

Chuck Norris doesn't have a night light, the darkness is just afraid of him!
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #81 on: March 31, 2012, 08:15:13 AM »
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #82 on: March 31, 2012, 09:19:40 AM »
Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Bruce Lee and Duke Nukem all went into a building.
The building instantly exploded for that amount of awesome cannot be simply contained
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2012, 08:19:10 PM »
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2012, 08:57:34 PM »
Chuck Norris is Father Times grandpa B)
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2012, 09:31:53 PM »
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2012, 10:21:34 PM »
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2012, 02:26:02 PM »
Two hydrogen atoms are walking along when one of them stops and say to the other "I just lost my electron!"
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first one says "I'm posotive."
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #88 on: April 02, 2012, 03:26:11 PM »
chuck norris is so powerfull he can roundhouse kick you phone and kill everyone in your contacts
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #89 on: April 02, 2012, 03:43:08 PM »
chucknorris tore his facebook page in half
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