Shake paws and introduce myself?

[Ephraim]

Well, it seems sily, but okay.
 
*Standing in the thread, rasing my forepaws to chest level and shaking them as if i'm clearing my fur of water.*
 
I'm Ephraim, the bear of many talents.

I'm big, warm and friendly. A lover, not a fighter.

Mated to the Wonder Wolf, Greymane Shadowfur, both in the fur and IRL.

We met on another furry forum and later set up a real meet and greet in a neutral spot.

Been together ever since.
We have a  long distance mating, but no plans to break up.
 
Ever.
Can I stop shaking my paws, now?

 
 

[Ares the Ram]

Hello and welcome to our forums. Im Macid the diamond lynx and I hope you like it here

[Sigcutio]

Welcome to the forum, Ephraim! So you're a "bear of many talents," eh? Would that include dancing to the macarena while playing the snare drum singing "Yankee Doodle"? 


In any case, here's hoping you have a great time here!


You may also put your paws down 

[___]

Why you shaking your paws?
Well, welcome to the forums! Even though I'm not found on the more traversed parts of the forums, if you look hard you'll find me around.

[Puncia]

Welcome to the forum. Puncia here, at your service. I hope you enjoy it here.

[Døvu]

Hey there! Im Dingo, welcome to the forums!
Hope you love it here as much of the rest of us! I look forward to seeing you around more!

[Timmy Fox]

*Shakes your paw*
Welcome to the forum Ephraim!
I'm Timmy, the one and only Royal Cutefox. I hope you'll enjoy your time here

[Greymane Shadowfur]

Why you shaking your paws?
Well, welcome to the forums! Even though I'm not found on the more traversed parts of the forums, if you look hard you'll find me around.

*sauntering into the the forum, munching a pepperoni pineapple slice*


Why is he shaking his paws you ask? Therein lies the rub as good ole Will was fond of saying.


I suspect this may be the first of many puzzlements posed by "The Bear of Many Talents". I've been with him long enough, I should know. Anyway, ask away. You'll get an answer, I have no doubts about that, but as the old saying goes, be careful what you ask for.


*walking over to stand next to the paw-shaking bruin, draping an arm around his shoulder and whispering a paw-shaking explanation in his ear*

[___]

Why you shaking your paws?
Well, welcome to the forums! Even though I'm not found on the more traversed parts of the forums, if you look hard you'll find me around.

*sauntering into the the forum, munching a pepperoni pineapple slice*


Why is he shaking his paws you ask? Therein lies the rub as good ole Will was fond of saying.


I suspect this may be the first of many puzzlements posed by "The Bear of Many Talents". I've been with him long enough, I should know. Anyway, ask away. You'll get an answer, I have no doubts about that, but as the old saying goes, be careful what you ask for.


*walking over to stand next to the paw-shaking bruin, draping an arm around his shoulder and whispering a paw-shaking explanation in his ear*

Oook? Lol.
Haven't seen him around enough to ask him myself. Ah well.

[Ephraim]

 
 
There's pizza here!?

No one told me about that.

Is there anymore?
 
*Watching my mate munch down the last bit, smiling up to me and telling me he did it to protect me because it would only make me "Fat...er."*
 
 
 
 
 
That is NOT fat!
Bears carry their muscles all in one area so we don't look lumpy.

*Listening to my mate's instruction about explaining the paw shaking.*

I'm NOT telling them that!
By the fur!
Some wolves have no decency.
It's kind of sad, really.