"You obvious don't watch a lot of TV don't you?" Mikey flashed the ESFP insignia on his shoulder, "Been wanting to be a soldier since I fired my first Tundra Falcon. See this magnum? I've had it since I was seven. Me and my sister wanted to be soldiers just like our parents during the Federation Civil War. My mom, VP May, was a rebel sniper and my dad a tank commander. My sister is a sniper and I'm not just good with tanks, I'm good with anything. ARs, SMGs, DMRs, anything I can get my hands on will help. I was selected into the ESFP when I was 16. I was in ROTC in high school along with my sister. Originally I wanted to be a drop trooper like my friend Andrew over there. But then when 'uncle' decided to form the ESFP he hand picked me to be the first. Boot Camp was brutal to most, but me and my sister found it to be a cakewalk. It just felt natural to pick up a rifle, crawl through the mud, and march for hours. I felt at home. Ghost and Zak, well, Ghost is actually immune to the Reaper Plague and Zak is a Hybrid Pokemorph, a reproductive experiment. Half Absol, half Char. Ghost is crafty, cunning, and devious. He struggled with the training, but in the end his brains made him come out on top. Zak was far more superior to anyone who applied in the ESFP. He's as faster and more evasive than an Absol and stronger than a Charmeleon. Sorry, whenever I talk about myself I talk about my friends too. I'm not just in the service to earn my Citizenship, I'm in it because it's a career choice I love."
"You know Federation policy: You wanna vote; you gotta serve. The whole Civilian/Citizen system makes sure the voters care about the way the UPF runs. You know how good of a job Mikey's dad does? He has kept in power for 18 years and nobody gives a complaint about it," Ghost explained a bit more, "His commitment to the nation is his obsession. He wants to make the people happy, he wants to keep this great socialist democracy great. Everyone loves the guy. You simply can't hate him. Well, unless you're Lylatian or some former Rising Tide. Then everyone hates him. Xenophobic assholes."