"That's enough Olaris..." Admiral McCloud heard every word, "You're starting to piss me off at how belligerent you are. LET IT GO soldier. That is an order, they're our friends now, Got it?"
"Yeah, first of all, These plasma cells can't fit in our weapons, take them back you asshole. Second, we didn't think that there would be a need to fight off masses of these things, so is it still our fault for not bringing assloads of ammo in a small dinky submarine barely enough to fit two people?! I mean, we've got a shitton of bullets here, but only enough plasma cells to down one or two hoards of these things. I know, I know," Mikey sighed as he set up the charges in the fusion room, "You hate us, we get it. We've probably killed your friends, family, maybe your trust too. But dammit, listen to me, it isn't our fault. Blame Aaron. He's the one whose sending his sons and daughters to die, not us. Here, take a listen from this intel tape recorded before the war."
Olaris held the smartphone up to his ear and listened. It was a recording of the UPF President having a meeting with President Aaron.
"President Aaron, I humbly ask that you help my starving people by reallocating some of my food production to some of your planets. You see, our major bread bask-" Buster was cut short by a gunshot.
"Get out of my sight you mutant otter! I want nothing to do with you or your race!"
"But Mr. President! The UPF has a vast mineral resource industry and popular destination sights that the Lylatian Republic could benefit from! We can work out a deal of somesort, now just put down the handgun and ARGH!" Buster yelled.
"Listen! I want none of you, NONE OF YOUR DISGUSTING HIDES on or near this planet ever again! Do you understand me?!"
"You proved your point asshole! My arm!" the transmission cut short and Olaris looked up at Mikey.
"See, your President is nothing but a xenophobic racist. The scouting vessel never got the message. And that was the first strike in the war. Your beloved President murdered innocent men, women, pups, and children. Are you happy about that? We're not the one's at fault. We tried negotiating, bargaining, and deals. Instead we were met with firearms and plasma rifles."