Change a Word: In The Beginning

[Mehrunes Onassis]

In this game we start with a sentence. That sentence goes as follows:

"Farmer John and his six dogs sat peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset."


Your objective is to change a single word in that sentence to make it as wacky as you want. You could make it

"Farmer John and his six baboons sat peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset"

This goes in succession, so the next poster will take the sentence above them and change ANOTHER word, like so:

"Astronaut John and his six baboons sat on the porch, watching the sunset"

This goes on and on, and eventually the sentence will become indistinguishable from the original.

Rules:
1) Don't make a sentence which becomes the same word over and over again (E.G: "Banana Banana Banana Banana")
2) You don't put the changed word in bold, its just to show which word was changed
3) If someone beats you to a post, fix your own post.

So, it begins with

"Farmer John and his six dogs sat peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset."

COMMENCE

[Kaya]

"Farmer John and his six elves sat peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset."

[Sigcutio]

Farmer John and his six elves cried peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset.

[Kaya]

Farmer Chris and his six elves cried peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset.

[Midnight Madness]

Farmer Chris and his million elves cried peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset.

[Kaya]

TOY-Maker Chris and his million elves cried peacefully on the porch, watching the sunset.

[Midnight Madness]

Toy-Maker Chris and his million elves cried peacefully on the porch, eating the sunset.

[Mehrunes Onassis]

Toy-Maker Chris and his million elves cried peacefully on the porch, eating the microwave.

This is turning out well

[Midnight Madness]

It is, isn't it?

Toy-Maker Chris and his million elves chanted peacefully on the porch, eating the microwave.

[Mehrunes Onassis]

Toy-Maker Chris and his million elves chanted peacefully on the sun, eating the microwave.

[Midnight Madness]

Toy-Maker Chris and his million elves chanted peacefully on the pentagram, eating the microwave.

[anoni]

Toy-Maker Chris and his million elves chanted furiously on the pentagram, eating the microwave.

[Zhono]

Toy-Maker Chris and his million elves chanted furiously on the pentagram, eating Mr. Microwave.

[Kaya]

DEAL-maker chris and his millon elves chanted furiously on the pentagram, eating Mr. Microwave.

[Dirtcopter77]

Deal-maker Chris and his million robotic minions chanted furiously on the pentagram, eating Mr. Microwave.


Please change one word and exchange it for one word only please.
WingedZephyr