^Same here man. I sometimes take things the wrong way and sometimes I take things too seriously/to an extreme.
I am a firearms and military expert, but oddly I have never fired a gun. I get uncomfortable around kids because I can't relate to their level, same goes with mentally retarded and stupid people. I either have to surround myself with intelliigent and compassionate people *coughcoughmostfurriescough* excuse me, or people who can at least hold an intelligent conversation. I often talk to my dead girlfriend (who I believe to be my guardian angel now) and my OCs sometimes takeover my body, but that's a given since some of them were past fursona's. I can also twist my left arm 360 degrees and bend it without breaking it. I make otter/ferret/weasel noises when nobody is looking and I LOVE to squirm under warm laundry and tight spaces. People find me very charismatic and I tend to make acquintences with anyone who crosses me, but socially I only mingle with the weird people at my school and those who actually care about me. I am also a troll magnet and know of at least three who I see everyday. My high metabolism can burn 1 calorie per minute even if I am not active. And I like to type long and lengthy descriptions because I am a writer. PHEW!