Confessions!

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make a confession!
my first confession: when I was fourteen I was uh..arrested for breaking my city's curfew law because I was walking home about thirty minutes after legal curfew. they slapped cuffs on me and everything
your turn..

[Jay-Hyena]

I practiced Satanic rituals at one point in my life and attempted to wake random spirits.

[Alison Marie]

im a crossdresser!!!
 

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whenever I hear someone say a word I find interesting I instantly repeat it backwards! I love wordplay!

[Alison Marie]

when i sit in class with my collar on and people look at me and talk about dogs i think they r insulting me!

[Sigcutio]

Two of my friends and I were supposed to be filling up balloons with helium for a homecoming game. Instead we spent the whole time swallowing the helium, making our voices high pitched, and giggling at ourselves. Oddly enough we were not caught and no one ever suspected a thing otherwise. 

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one time my friend chased me through a grocery store wearing a gorilla suit while I had my foxtail on...while the local retirement home was doing their shopping

[Taco <3]

one time i had a lighter at school and i was flicking it on and off behind this teacher that i say i want to melt. (she has had ALOT of plastic surgery done)

[Cifero Windtail]

I... um... well, when I was younger... you know, like 5? Well... um...  Let me give you the short version...


Toilet paper, camera, mummy, the picture still exists.

[Alison Marie]

i dont mind being talked to like a dog and in some cases being treated like one

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I constantly check my appearance and if I don't look perfect I spend lots of time fixing it

[Cifero Windtail]

I accidently cheated on a test recently. I did it without knowing, and then I was all like "Derp!"

I told the teacher, though. It would have been wrong not to.

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at night when there's no cops around I sometimes don't obey stop signs .w.

[Cifero Windtail]

I like the smell of earwax.

[Luggz]

at night when there's no cops around I sometimes don't obey stop signs .w.

If we are talking driving confessions I could be here all day, but I won't go into that.

I have selective hearing when I work with a particular 'collegue'. The way I see it if he shouts on me more than twice he actually needs my help, if not he is just being lazy (as usual).