Your best song parody!

[Cami The Platypus]

Come up with some lyrics to a song that would make it seem funny. You need to tell the genre the song that it's parodying and the instruments you would use. Simple!

[Cifero Windtail]

Here's my Lonely Island Parody: "Stick In A Box". (Basically the same lyrics, but funnier.)

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's a stick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's a stick in a box, a stick in a box babe
It's a stick in a box, a stick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
(yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you
are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Get a box
2: Put a stick in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's a stick in a box... a stick in a box babe
It's a stick in a box, a stick in a box girl
Christmas; stick in a box
Hanukkah; stick in a box
Kwanzaa; a stick in a box
Every single holiday a stick in a box
Over at your parent's house a stick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a stick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a stick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-
wow-wow-wow)
a stick in a box...

Just wait till you see my parody of Survivor's "Burning Heart"!

[Kaprika]

the song paint me in birmingham.

Kaprika:  burning ham

oh i got me a burnin ham
it didnt turn out the way i planned
its black instead of brown
theres smok goin..round n' round
its sittin there in the kitchen sink
oh man does it..really stink
im never gonna try this again
cause now i got me a burnin ham

[Luggz]

I liked Burning Ham. Especially the second line . Nicely done

[Dirtcopter77]

This is a parody of the Ramones' Pet Sematary. I like to call it the Thread Cemetery.

Under the arc of a forum logo board,
Bug/crash whiners, and troll lords.
Come onto the thread, without making a sound,
The smell of troll is all around.
At the night when the mods all go,
No one cares, no one knows.

[Chorus]
My thread shouldn't be buried, in a troll cemetery,
I don't want to type my post again.
My thread shouldn't be buried, in a troll cemetery,
I don't want get it locked again.

Watch the mods come with locking mace,
This ain't a dream, I can't escape.
Much gnashing of teeth and the locking of caps,
Every member, to the flame trap.
And the night, when the trolls abound,
The forums roar with the sound.

The trolls are banned, the air is still,
All of a sudden, I feel a chill.
The spammers log on, won't go away,
The report button broke, I curse this day.
And the night, forum-goers cry out,
Listen close you can hear me shout.

[WingedZephyr]

Haha. That made me smile.

[Edwolf]

Here's one of mine!:


In My Furry Oldsmobile (sung to the tune of In My Merry Oldsmobile)


Verse

Young Eddy Wolf has an Oldsmobile.
He loves that dear little girl.
She is the queen of his gas machine.
She has his heart in a whirl.
Now when they go for a spin, you know, she tries to learn the auto, so.
He lets her steer while he gets her ear and whispers soft and low...


Chorus

Come away with me, Halo, in my furry Oldsmobile.
Down the road of fur we'll fly.
Auto-mo-yiffing, you and I.
To the church we'll swiftly steal then our wedding bells will peal.
You can go as far as you like in my furry Oldsmobile.

[Cifero Windtail]

Yeah... I remember when you first posted that. Although back then, it was a bit shorter.

So here's another one based of "Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar:

WE ARE STARCH
End piece to end piece, we stand
No lipids, proteins, or spam
Bread is a carbohydrate
A carbo-carbo-carbo-carbo-carbo-carbo-carbohydrate
WE'RE NOT FOAM
New Youk to Quitar, we roam
SEARCHING for a loaf to call ho-o-ome
Both of us knowing
Bread is a carbohydrate

That was "Bread is a Carbohydrate".

[George]

This is a parody of the Ramones' Pet Sematary. I like to call it the Thread Cemetery.

Under the arc of a forum logo board,
Bug/crash whiners, and troll lords.
Come onto the thread, without making a sound,
The smell of troll is all around.
At the night when the mods all go,
No one cares, no one knows.

[Chorus]
My thread shouldn't be buried, in a troll cemetery,
I don't want to type my post again.
My thread shouldn't be buried, in a troll cemetery,
I don't want get it locked again.

Watch the mods come with locking mace,
This ain't a dream, I can't escape.
Much gnashing of teeth and the locking of caps,
Every member, to the flame trap.
And the night, when the trolls abound,
The forums roar with the sound.

The trolls are banned, the air is still,
All of a sudden, I feel a chill.
The spammers log on, won't go away,
The report button broke, I curse this day.
And the night, forum-goers cry out,
Listen close you can hear me shout.

All I can say is...trolololol

[Edwolf]

And here's another one of mine!:


Oh, Mr. Snowdog! (sung to the tune of Oh, Mr. Porter!)


Oh, Mr. Snowdog!
What shall I do?
I want to go to Basingstoke but they've taken me onto Slough.
Send me back to Teignmouth as quickly as you can.
Oh, Mr. Snowdog, what a silly wolf I am!