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Cifero Windtail

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Things that will get you slapped

« on: January 07, 2012, 08:09:56 PM »

Yes, it does make your butt look big.

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 04:13:18 AM »

Calling a fat woman pregnant... or a pregnant woman fat

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 04:20:50 AM »

Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 04:21:39 AM »

When you were born did the doctor turn around and slap your mother?

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 04:22:24 AM »

Here, have a breath mint. It'll help.
*SLAP*

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Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 09:59:06 PM »

You know, with that dress on, you don't look half bad!

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Species: Crat Feline-crow mix. (Just found out.... I HAVE FRACKING WINGS!!) (SO freaked out!!)
Coloring: Grey with dark grey stripes, Black hair, light blue scleras and blue corneas,
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 89 lbs. and then about 50 more (about 139 lbs.); he's fit, but he's not muscular. Has a bit of an outie.
Build: Lithe but wiry; a little soft around the middle, but it's hardly noticeable; he's actually got a rather feminine form.
Reference: [link]
Currently: Holding out for a hero... but always having to save myself.

Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 01:04:03 AM »

Nice Halloween costume! Although I have no idea why you're wearing it now...
*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 04:53:52 AM »

I'm so glad you're not self conscious, life would be so hard for you if you were

*SLAP*

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Cifero Windtail

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I never give up... so don't push me. >_<
Species: Crat Feline-crow mix. (Just found out.... I HAVE FRACKING WINGS!!) (SO freaked out!!)
Coloring: Grey with dark grey stripes, Black hair, light blue scleras and blue corneas,
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 89 lbs. and then about 50 more (about 139 lbs.); he's fit, but he's not muscular. Has a bit of an outie.
Build: Lithe but wiry; a little soft around the middle, but it's hardly noticeable; he's actually got a rather feminine form.
Reference: [link]
Currently: Holding out for a hero... but always having to save myself.

Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2012, 02:55:40 AM »

(To a Stephanie Meyer hater) Wanna watch Twilight?
*SLAP*
and most likely *PUNCH*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2012, 04:14:37 AM »

*goes to 4chan*

SOPA's awesome! Justin Beiber rules

*DDoS... then SLAP*

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Cifero Windtail

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I never give up... so don't push me. >_<
Species: Crat Feline-crow mix. (Just found out.... I HAVE FRACKING WINGS!!) (SO freaked out!!)
Coloring: Grey with dark grey stripes, Black hair, light blue scleras and blue corneas,
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 89 lbs. and then about 50 more (about 139 lbs.); he's fit, but he's not muscular. Has a bit of an outie.
Build: Lithe but wiry; a little soft around the middle, but it's hardly noticeable; he's actually got a rather feminine form.
Reference: [link]
Currently: Holding out for a hero... but always having to save myself.

Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 12:53:58 AM »

*goes up to Slendy as a child*
So AGH!!

*Is slapped and eaten*

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(I love my sister) http://www.zark.com http://www.zark.com/pages2/az66/az66b.html
Don't mess with Grammaton Clerics. THEY WILL END YOU.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2012, 02:21:37 AM »

can you please fix me some dinner mom?

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 10:11:30 PM »

Are you dressing up as a female Santa? If not, you might want to lose the cushion!

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 10:18:55 PM »

"Hey, could you slap me?"

-Gets a hard slap-

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 10:21:10 PM »

"Hey could you slap me?"

"No you weirdo!"

"Well maybe it will help you lose weight; you look like you need it"

"How dare you!"

*SLAP!"

"Golden."

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