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Offline Lokyar Brightmane

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #105 on: March 28, 2012, 04:13:05 AM »
Yeah, I can't believe I misread that. Sooo embarrassed; it should have been obvious.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2012, 04:14:26 AM »
Listen can you stop slapping me! The ugly is going on to my face!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #107 on: March 28, 2012, 04:15:52 AM »
Yeah, that is a point; I don't want to be contaminated by the ugly gene.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #108 on: March 28, 2012, 04:44:22 AM »
Furries suck!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #109 on: March 28, 2012, 04:48:06 AM »
*post SLAP* What the hell are you on? Furries are awesome! *SLAPS!*

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« Last Edit: March 28, 2012, 04:54:19 AM by Lokyar Brightmane »
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #110 on: March 28, 2012, 04:49:51 AM »
(The person was getting slapped for thinking furries suck)

When you go get the mail...
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It measures on the Richter scale
YEAHHHH *SLAP*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #111 on: March 28, 2012, 04:53:27 AM »
I'm personally amazed the world hasn't shattered under her weight.

*SLAP*

Yeah I know; I was adding the slap. Possibly a poor choice of words; will edit. You deserve a slap for conceiving it though.
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #112 on: March 28, 2012, 04:56:02 AM »
Harsh :P

(after seeing a person who used to be fat, but is now skinny) Holy crap! you collapsed on your own weight like a neutron star!
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #113 on: March 28, 2012, 05:00:01 AM »
*sees a fat person get fatter*

Oh my gawd! It's a red supergiant! Run away from the inevitable nova!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #114 on: March 28, 2012, 05:01:08 AM »
hehe... black hole

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #115 on: March 28, 2012, 05:13:56 AM »
No need to take the rip; everyone has one.

*SLAPs for crudeness.*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #116 on: March 28, 2012, 08:07:40 AM »
i have strong feelings for you. strong feelings of vomiting and distaste.


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #117 on: March 28, 2012, 08:11:32 AM »
Even a nuke would not rid the earth of your pure fugly.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #118 on: March 28, 2012, 08:19:32 AM »
Scientists have determined that you are ugly, even at an atomic level!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #119 on: March 28, 2012, 08:25:38 AM »

ah a new perfume, you smell like... a sewage refinement factory


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