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Offline Lokyar Brightmane

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #120 on: March 28, 2012, 08:28:56 AM »
Your eyes, they are like the sun! Full of corrupting energy.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #121 on: March 28, 2012, 08:33:23 AM »
your face, is like pizza


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #122 on: March 28, 2012, 08:34:26 AM »
You are like pie; full of disgusting lumps of meat. Where you differ is that pie is quite tasty.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #123 on: March 28, 2012, 08:40:48 AM »
You are like pi, no one will completely understand you and your arguments just keep on going and going and going
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #124 on: March 28, 2012, 08:49:01 AM »
what happened you your hair
(i got it cut)
oh i thought your hair had caught on fire


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #125 on: March 28, 2012, 08:53:10 AM »
*Guy walks in*
did it just get a little more depressing in here?

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #126 on: March 28, 2012, 09:08:37 AM »
*you are my sunshine playing an background*
that song was obviously not written for you


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #127 on: March 28, 2012, 09:19:32 AM »
(Ah that made me laugh XD)
Guy: How tall are you?
Me: 6 ft 1?
Guy: HOLY COW! I didn't they stacked crap that high!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #128 on: March 28, 2012, 09:26:08 AM »
owch :P


what do you get when you cross justin bieber and hanna montana?
better <poo> than you


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #129 on: March 28, 2012, 09:27:31 AM »
(OH SNAP!)
You're so fat that when you go the beach the whales come up to you and sing
"We are family!"

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #130 on: March 28, 2012, 09:30:44 AM »
You are an insult to my very existence; that someone as idiotic as you continues to live is solid proof that mankind is supremely gifted at defying Mother Nature.

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #131 on: March 28, 2012, 09:39:45 AM »
I like spending time with you.

People look at us and by comparison think I'm Albert Einstein!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #132 on: March 28, 2012, 09:41:46 AM »
*looks to side* "Durrr, same with you, I think."

*KO SLAP!*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #133 on: March 28, 2012, 09:43:49 AM »
Me: You know what, your intelligence is like a flying Emu.
Guy: But there's no such thing as a flying Emu
Me: ...Yep...

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #134 on: March 28, 2012, 09:49:29 AM »
so you were disfigured at birth?


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