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Offline Cifero Windtail

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2012, 10:25:54 PM »
Wow, you look just like Mitt Romney...

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2012, 07:02:53 AM »
Holy cow! I didn't know Voldemort was real!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2012, 07:37:57 PM »
So a pope and a rabbi are pooping in the woods...

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2012, 07:42:22 PM »
So, in some woods, a bear was...

*SLAP*

Don't tell me! It's one of life's paradoxes!

What? I was only going to say...

*SLAP*

I told you once! Don't make me slap you a third time!

*looks down at unconscious body*

Glad we agree.

*SLAP*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2012, 07:58:28 PM »
So one time I was naked in the shower when suddenly...

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2012, 12:19:48 AM »
A wild Pikachu appeared!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2012, 12:37:24 AM »
grabbing random people
*slap*
but if your in the city
*stab*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2012, 12:39:26 AM »
I say do you have a twin sister?

*Swoon*

Cos if you do, man that is some womanly gift wasted!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2012, 08:11:45 PM »
Could you repeat that?

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2012, 07:32:48 AM »
Were you an angel that fell from heaven? cause your face is all stuffed up

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2012, 10:27:05 AM »
"I say I say chaps, stop being mean to this poor gi-"

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2012, 08:04:05 PM »
Alright, to start off my medley of famous rap songs...

*SLAPPITY-SLAPPITY-SLAP*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2012, 04:29:45 AM »
"You probably haven't heard of it, your too mainstream for it. It's called "Dubstep""

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2012, 05:01:41 AM »
"What is it with this rap? All it is about is drugs and booze and cars and bo-"

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2012, 05:44:32 AM »
"Go back to your house on WHORE Island! You look like a blueberry!"
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