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Offline anoni

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #210 on: May 06, 2012, 10:48:22 AM »
Me: You make thin look fat
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Me: Not really, I'm just saying you turn everything worse
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #211 on: May 06, 2012, 06:47:15 PM »
Hello sir, may I ask you somthing?
Girl:*slap*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #212 on: May 08, 2012, 08:48:57 AM »
The only reason you don't know how ugly you are is because every time you look in a mirror it shatters!
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Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #213 on: May 14, 2012, 03:18:10 AM »
Me (not knowing how much a cow weighs): But a cow is like 3 times heavier than you!
Woman: But...a cow is 850 pounds. *SLAP*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #214 on: May 14, 2012, 03:20:50 AM »
(To lita sableoak)
Do the potty dance! First you...
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #215 on: May 14, 2012, 03:32:14 AM »
"[humiliating story]
... [f-word] me. ._."

"Okay! :D "

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #216 on: May 14, 2012, 03:33:17 AM »
Alright, now that the potato is simmering, you should filet the baby seal...
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #217 on: May 15, 2012, 10:06:14 AM »
"How do you somehow make my life worse?"

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #218 on: May 17, 2012, 08:33:34 PM »
I'll give you a fiver if you give me a [censored]

*SSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #219 on: May 17, 2012, 08:35:09 PM »
Do you like waffles?
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #220 on: May 18, 2012, 03:27:23 PM »
Guy: Hey, how ar you?
Me: Are*
Guy: Ok, haha, I gues you got me
Me: Guess*
Guy: Ok, thats enough
Me: That's*
Guy: can you lik shut up!?
Me: Like*
Guy: STOP CORECTING ME!
Me: Correct*
Guy: your getting ready for some real trouble!
Me: You're*
Guy: THATS IT
Me: That's
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #221 on: May 18, 2012, 10:46:20 PM »
Can I (censor, censor censor censor censor cencor cencor censor censor censor censor) 24...... *SLLLLAAAP!!!!* *decapitation*  FATALITY!
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #222 on: May 19, 2012, 08:14:25 AM »
Sorry but there's a growth where you face should... Oh it is your nose
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #223 on: May 19, 2012, 10:09:11 AM »
Doctor: We managed to save your wife, but she will be a vegetable.
Guy: oh... what... what does that mean?
Doctor: That means you'll have to take care of her, you'll have to feed her, clean her, do everything for her for the rest of her life
Guy: oh... god... this is horrible
Doctor: HAHA! I was joking! She's just dead :P
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #224 on: May 19, 2012, 10:37:11 AM »
Keep mentioning your ex
That's all you have to do :P
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