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Offline anoni

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #240 on: June 27, 2012, 11:20:23 AM »
You're a person!?!?!?!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #241 on: June 27, 2012, 09:55:43 PM »
It's not what it looks like

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #242 on: June 29, 2012, 01:18:25 PM »
...it's exactly what it looks like

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #243 on: July 02, 2012, 02:08:38 PM »
woah... what an ugly baby!
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #244 on: July 02, 2012, 09:16:11 PM »
Lady Tsunade: Do I look fat Naruto?
Naruto: *starts laughing*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #245 on: July 03, 2012, 12:58:30 PM »
^(so true)
Hey!..... Got any grapes?
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #246 on: July 04, 2012, 04:54:41 PM »
Me: I love you
Guy: I love you more!
Me: Yeah...
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #247 on: July 04, 2012, 09:40:04 PM »
girl: im sorry i cheated on you
guy: oh that's fine i did the same
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #248 on: July 26, 2012, 09:52:05 PM »
Is that...
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #249 on: July 27, 2012, 02:45:14 PM »
Me: What's one <Race/Ethnicity> man on the moon?
Guy: What?
Me: A problem. What's two <Race/Ethnicity> man on the moon?
Guy: A bigger problem?
Me: No, a problem. What's all <Race/Ethnicity> man on the moon?
Guy: ...A problem?
Me: Problem solved.
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #250 on: August 21, 2012, 11:35:12 PM »
Kid:Wait mom it's not what it looks like!
Mom:Oh then what does it look like!?!?
Kid:I'm just dancing nakedly in front of the camera...
Mom:*slaps the crap out of him*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #251 on: August 22, 2012, 02:10:25 AM »
Cat:Meow!
Kid:I got your toy mouse!
Cat: Meow!
Kid:*goes up close to cat with toy*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #252 on: August 27, 2012, 02:21:51 PM »
An actual youtube comment I stumbled across:

"Countless studies have concluded that religious people (people who believe in god) are more intellegent than atheists. And now that gods particle has been found, atheism has been dealt a crushing blow. Thumbs up guys, this is an important message."  ~Interioroutbreak69; 1 month ago

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #253 on: August 31, 2012, 12:06:16 AM »
Me: Could your dog play with my tennis balls?
Friend: e.e...
Me: You little! *slaps and knocks him out cold*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #254 on: September 13, 2012, 11:44:36 AM »
(@Anoni: If I remember, other creationists were yelling at that guy!)

"B*tch, you go make me a sandwich. Now."

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