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Offline Lokyar Brightmane

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2012, 06:54:51 AM »
"Whore Island? That implies someone would think she was worth something!"

*SLAP!*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2012, 09:55:53 AM »
^^^^^^^^^ GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  XD

Guy: You know, you're like a magnet
Girl: Hmm? How so?
Guy: Well you were quite attractive from the back, but from the front you're really repulsive

*SLAP*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2012, 02:39:37 PM »
^I try for genius.

You're like a fan; you blow me away

*swoon*

Only problem is, you project your stink too.

*SLAP*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2012, 08:59:09 PM »
Um... your gun is digging into my hip...

*SLAP*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2012, 12:17:29 AM »
woman, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2012, 12:21:01 AM »
Oh my god, how did we not think of that one? That is so stereotypical and widely used, that should have been one of the first. I suppose we were trying to be imaginative.

No new one, just had to comment. I might edit this when I come up with one.
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2012, 12:29:12 AM »
(To a man) Wow! I never knew you were pregnant!

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2012, 07:28:43 PM »
(To a woman) Aww... is it twins?
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2012, 06:54:47 AM »
Your momma is like a brick. She's heavy, flat on both sides and she always gets laid by mexicans!

*SLAP and then DAAAAYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMNNNNNNN*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2012, 08:08:56 AM »
Your momma like the village bicycle
everyone's had a ride


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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2012, 08:10:44 AM »
Yo' momma so fat, she is the only person in the world who could eat the interwebs.

(Excuse me while I go threaten this kid that if he doesn't stop singing I will beat him to death with his own dismembered arm.)
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2012, 08:12:38 AM »
Yo momma so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
*SLAPS*
You're so dumb that you jumped off a building and missed
*SLAPS*
You're so fat that when you jump, you get stuck
*SLAP COMBO*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2012, 08:14:36 AM »
your so stupid, you failed a drug test, tripped over a cordless phone and when you fell, you missed the ground


*FALCON PUNCH*
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2012, 08:15:20 AM »
Yeah, don't hide it. I see your ginger roots you soulless person.

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2012, 08:16:36 AM »
*To ginger* I heard you tried to sell your soul to satan. Sorry about the insufficient funds
*SLAPS*
(Also, I'm technically ginger (though I say ranga) so I can make as many ginger jokes as I want :D)
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