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MrRazot

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2012, 08:17:07 AM »

i don't always see a ginger, but when i do, i use it's hair to warm my hands

*slap?*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2012, 08:18:30 AM »

I don't always see a ginger, but when I do, I thank God he has no soul to go to heaven.

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2012, 08:19:20 AM »

(^^^ You would have no idea how many people ACTUALLY do that (the warming hand thing)

)

So three men walk into a bar and they go up to you and say "YOU SUCK"
*SLAPS*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2012, 08:20:27 AM »

HEY, YOU THERE, THE GINGER, STOP CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!!!

*FIGHT*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2012, 08:20:47 AM »

So, a ginger walks into a bar.

What then?

Nothing, he is unconscious.

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2012, 08:21:27 AM »

Once upon a time, you were born, and the world just got a little bit worse
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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2012, 04:47:28 PM »

(At a funeral) Never gonna give you up...

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2012, 05:10:36 PM »

i see you know a good place to get a horror mask... oh that's your face...

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2012, 05:59:01 PM »

My life is the best! But then you came along and I spiralled into hell.

*SLAP!*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2012, 06:13:34 PM »

That's a WOMAN?!

*SLAP*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2012, 07:31:34 PM »

That's a HUMAN? Isn't it just a glob of jelly?

*SLAP!*

With ginger hair too? Nuuuuuu!!!!

*Ultra-pummeling-leading-to-murder*

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Species: Crat Feline-crow mix. (Just found out.... I HAVE FRACKING WINGS!!) (SO freaked out!!)
Coloring: Grey with dark grey stripes, Black hair, light blue scleras and blue corneas,
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 89 lbs. and then about 50 more (about 139 lbs.); he's fit, but he's not muscular. Has a bit of an outie.
Build: Lithe but wiry; a little soft around the middle, but it's hardly noticeable; he's actually got a rather feminine form.
Reference: [link]
Currently: Holding out for a hero... but always having to save myself.

Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #56 on: March 26, 2012, 03:12:23 AM »

Stop beating him up, you buttheads!

*SLAP*

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Lokyar Brightmane

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Gender:
Species: Feral Wolf pup.
Coloring: Black, white and brown fur.
Height: 6 inches at the shoulder, half a foot or approximately 15 and a quarter centimeters.
Weight: 10 lbs
Build: Slightly chubby, but quick, especially when chasing a lost ball.
Currently: Joined Anonifoxeh's group as a servitor. :3

Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #57 on: March 26, 2012, 03:25:54 AM »

Now, now, lets all calm down. There is no need for all this slapping. Let's stop hating and get -

*SLAP*

Why you little - !

*Two way SLAP war turns 3 way*

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I never give up... so don't push me. >_<
Species: Crat Feline-crow mix. (Just found out.... I HAVE FRACKING WINGS!!) (SO freaked out!!)
Coloring: Grey with dark grey stripes, Black hair, light blue scleras and blue corneas,
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 89 lbs. and then about 50 more (about 139 lbs.); he's fit, but he's not muscular. Has a bit of an outie.
Build: Lithe but wiry; a little soft around the middle, but it's hardly noticeable; he's actually got a rather feminine form.
Reference: [link]
Currently: Holding out for a hero... but always having to save myself.

Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #58 on: March 26, 2012, 03:28:15 AM »

Yeah-yeah-yeah YEAH YEAH Yeah-yeah-yeah YEAH YEAH...

*3-way SLAP by Sahmburg, Timberlake, and Gaga*

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Re: Things that will get you slapped

« Reply #59 on: March 26, 2012, 03:51:58 AM »

Looks like the best part of you came out of your mum as a brown stain on the matress!
*SLAP*

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