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Author Topic: Destroy them all!!!!!!!  (Read 21014 times)

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Offline Wobbyx

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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #285 on: March 22, 2012, 09:40:22 AM »
Call that a gun!?
*BLAM*
*blows a goblin's head clean off with a shot gun revolver*
THIS is a gun!

[Of course it's not a good idea to give a puppy a gun!]
The first shot is always the loudest. Pray that you don't miss.

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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #286 on: March 22, 2012, 10:19:32 AM »
*picks up the pistol in his jaw* *muffled barks: How do you work this?* *as he finishes the movement of his jaw catches the trigger, he shoots a random goblin, and he spins in a circle from the recoil.*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #287 on: March 22, 2012, 12:09:17 PM »
*Looks at Wobbyx* Man! I destroyed a mountain with a relativistic mass accelerator cannon! though... that is a pretty nice gun XD
*Looks at Lokyar* See, you got your first ki.. AHH!

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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #288 on: March 22, 2012, 12:29:41 PM »
*barks: NUUUUUU ANONI!!!!* *tries to aim out of the corner of his eye, shoots at the troll, and misses; the recoil slams into him again, rendering him useless for as long as this fight is likely to take*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #289 on: March 22, 2012, 01:08:58 PM »
I have no need for guns *tears a goblins head off* not as long as i have these claws of mine
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #290 on: March 22, 2012, 06:16:51 PM »
*helps anoni up from under the headless troll*
Well that mass acelorator thing would be pretty useful right now. I came from the east, there's a goblin stronghold there, and I think they spotted me...
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #291 on: March 22, 2012, 06:19:25 PM »
*jaw twitches and goes into cramp. This pulls the trigger, and the bullet flies through the stronghold window and hits the leader in the head. Obviously this is too far away to see.*

((Don't worry, I have plans for the storyline; I just need someone to pass time. :D ))
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #292 on: March 23, 2012, 04:41:16 AM »
Well in this world I've been abducted by goblins, squashed by a titan, was involved in some kind of giant cake thing and destroyed a mountain :P

Oh and AlphaSergal! I have claws too GRAH! *Claws goblin*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #293 on: March 23, 2012, 04:47:46 AM »
*A goblin emerges from the trees. And another. And a small army steps out at once; completely surrounding the small camp the warriors stand in. One of the chieftans steps forward and starts gabbling on in Goblinoid; for those versed in the language, he spins a long and detailed tale about how he was attending on his Warlord and waxes eloquently on how he got headshotted, before proceeding to tell how if he killed or captured you he would be the new Warlord of this area.*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #294 on: March 23, 2012, 05:41:50 AM »
*Not being able to understand this Anoni scratches his head*
...what in the world is he saying? :3
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #295 on: March 23, 2012, 08:34:59 AM »
I don't know but I think we should shoot him before he finishes...
*raises gun*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #296 on: March 23, 2012, 02:17:17 PM »
*returns from restroom looking epic*
calm down *reveals .357 magnum* i got this B)


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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #297 on: March 23, 2012, 02:19:10 PM »
Well that lasted long XD

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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #298 on: March 23, 2012, 02:22:53 PM »
thanks... good thing i've just been to the restroom :P
*dusts of dust (lol)*
but is that an army of goblins i see running this way from those trees?
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #299 on: March 23, 2012, 02:25:27 PM »
Hmmm....
*Takes out small telescope*
I see,
*Takes out compass, calculator and a measuring tape and begins to write mathematical equations on the ground*
Ah I see.

*Goes up to MrRazot*
According to my calculations, we're screwed.
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