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Author Topic: Destroy them all!!!!!!!  (Read 21001 times)

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Offline Jinx Leven

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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #390 on: March 31, 2012, 10:16:16 PM »
hey wanna see something awesome? *I turn the water vapor in the air into water and i use it to freeze off the testes of 2,000 goblins*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #391 on: April 01, 2012, 02:36:22 AM »
*barks: Water isn't as fun as fire or air. Check this!* *Exhales towards a goblin and it's testes are ripped off by sheer magnified wind. You can imagine the gore.*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #392 on: April 01, 2012, 05:11:26 AM »
Guys, guys, guys. Magic is fun, but science is funner

*Wheels in a massive Tesla Coil* Ok, so the density of a goblins testies is this *inputs command on computer*, now find the material of the goblins testies and signal that as a conductor... *input more commands*, raise current by 3I and voltage to... 20 metre radius, or 20,000,000 Volts. Ok!

*Presses enter and lightning bolts come out of the tesla coil Zappying goblins with a full force of 60,000,000watts*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #393 on: April 01, 2012, 11:26:02 AM »
Personally, I prefer to do this OLD SCHOOL
*strats kicking nearby goblins in the balls with steel toed boots*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #394 on: April 01, 2012, 03:22:35 PM »
guys, you got it all wrong... where are the sledgehammers?
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #395 on: April 01, 2012, 04:48:52 PM »
*Freezes water into the shape of a sledgehammer and hands it to MrRazot then makes ice spears and starts spearing goblins in the testes*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #396 on: April 01, 2012, 04:51:48 PM »
you see, that's what i'm talking about  :P
*not only smashes goblin's testes but freezes them off simultaneously*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #397 on: April 01, 2012, 04:57:33 PM »
try this *Hands Razot a giant frozen sledge hammer for smashing troll testes*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #398 on: April 01, 2012, 05:00:38 PM »
dude... you're so awesome  :'(


*runs into forest wielding new ice sledgehammer with a manic laugh*
MWA HA AH HA
*the distant cries of trolls in pain can be heard from the forest*
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #399 on: April 03, 2012, 03:02:38 AM »
*cami comes in possesses a dragon, and destroys too many goblins to count* hehe, what about that?
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #400 on: April 03, 2012, 10:01:21 AM »
*Steps on a goblin testicle*

there we go XD
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #401 on: April 06, 2012, 02:14:00 PM »
*makes a giant ice creature but it isn't alive yet* umm can someone bring this to life?
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #402 on: April 06, 2012, 03:20:20 PM »
*breathes a spirit of fire into the ice sculpture.*

*watches it melt.*

Maybe that wasnae wise.
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #403 on: April 07, 2012, 09:23:07 AM »
*Gets cream and mixes it with the ice*

...we can make an Icecream creature? :D
:D :D :D

...please?
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Re: Destroy them all!!!!!!!
« Reply #404 on: April 07, 2012, 10:31:52 AM »
*is thrown out of the forest, landing roughly by anoni's feet*
only if i can have some
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