Destroy them all!!!!!!!

[Jinx Leven]

we don't need a mortar just bang them on something hard and drop them like this *grabs two mortar shells bangs them against each other and throws them and they explode* that easy.

[anoni]

*amazed that he can actually do that*

Wow, when you bang the mortar shells together you through them before the shell explodes! that's impressive, though I have an idea.

*Reels in catapult*
*Puts 25 armed mortar shells in the catapult*
*Flings the shells*

now, we just have to hope that the shells don't hit people who aren't goblins

[Jinx Leven]

i'm pretty sure mortar shells have to be banged twice to explode thats why i banged them together it was to prime them then next time they hit something they explode.

[anoni]

OOC: Ah, doing some research.

The conventional mortar shells have a safety pin which locks any kind of reaction from happening. To arm the mortar you use a kinetic force (usually generated by actually firing the shell from the mortar gun, smacking together would work as well as long as you smacked them where there pressure plates were, which is usually the base of the mortar shell). After this event it arms the mortar shell and of course any kinetic force after that will detonate it.

However, that's only for WWII mortars, modern day mortar shells use a much more advanced system, some even have laser guided sensors and timers to detonate the mortar shell just before it hits the ground, showering the target in red hot metal fragments. Either way, you were right, I was wrong.

(Back to character:)*Smacks shells together then puts them in the catapult then throws them*

[Shadis]

*Stares at everyone, confused* "Mehhh, guns are for people who don't want to get their paws dirty." *I charge the Goblins, slayin gmany with my swords, claws, and teeth.*

[rice243]

i like that answer *flips swords in his hand* now where are this goblins at?

[Alice The Necrofox]

*switches the chainsword in my paw gauntlet and swings through a mass of the things, ripping them into fleshy bits*


I will third that, brothers. *he hollers as he places his bolter against a goblin's head and fires, turing the wretch into a fine red mist.*

[rice243]

*jumps into a group of goblins does a spin move and laughs as the goblins get torn to shreds*

[Alice The Necrofox]

*cackles and shreds another one*


This killing is an art form. Do you hear that creeps? An ART! And you are the PAINT! *guts another with the word Art and Paint*

[Shadis]

*I laugh at Shiro's comment and the fact that the goblins are dieing* "I start to go alittle crazy on them, hacking them to bits an dbiting at their necks*

[rice243]

*see a single goblin in an opening and pounces on him. then bites his throat* "goblins taste terrible"

[Shadis]

*I spit out their nasty green blood* "I concer, terrible!"

[Alice The Necrofox]

*stomps another gobber into the dust, but a rift opens and a thousand more of the little wretches jump out, wielding an assortement of weapons*


We won't hold out here against that tide. Fall back!

[rice243]

"hmm, for once i think guns would be handy now...that felt weird to say" *retreats to a safe distance* "hey shiro you still have any of those morters left?"

[Shadis]

*I quickly make a marage copy of me and send him running towards them to distract the mindless little buggers. I then turn tail and retreat with everyone else.* "Maybe I can make an acception this one time"