What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?

[AlphaSergal]

This is the situation: A furry or scalie comes out of nowhere and steals your child right from your hands, what would you do?
 
I bring this up because i thought of this: "A sergal stole my child I stole hers we got married and now we have three kids" 

[Otebon Albrecht]

(And here's where my wolf-like defense-of-the-pack instincts come in...)


Someone takes my child...


Doesn't matter who or what, it does not end well for them.


 

[WingedZephyr]

That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"







(I don't want kids in the first place.)

[AlphaSergal]

That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"





(I don't want kids in the first place.)

 
Wow just wow really 

[Sne]

Well, if s/he wouldn't mind I'd just bite his/her head off.

I'm mostly passive and shy and generally cowardly, but seriously, any answer to this question less aggressive than mine deserves pity.

[WingedZephyr]

That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"





(I don't want kids in the first place.)

 
Wow just wow really 

It's a joke. It's not like I would really do that.

[Aoren Deringer]

Dependson the age of the child.
Infant/toddler? Follow them and take them out when they're not carrying fragile cargo.
Old enough to take a fall? Kill them at range. Preferably with a .300 WinMag.
Old enough to not be my problem? Find out what kind of furry/scalie they are. Possibly invite to dinner. Nothing too nice, obviously, I dont want a kidnapper thinking I have that kind of money but somewhere pleasant :Ps

[Otebon Albrecht]

So, it seems as though we have some good responses. But I have to ask Aoren... why ask to dinner? I'm so confused!


 

[Aoren Deringer]

It's called furry dating Grah I seem to have an issuegetting mypoint across lately o.o

[Otebon Albrecht]

It's called furry dating Grah I seem to have an issuegetting mypoint across lately o.o

Ah... Although, in complete honesty, it may not be you...


If I ever raised a child, (to me) it doesn't matter their age. If they were kidnapped I would extend as much power as I could to get them back. No one messes with my family.


But maybe that's just me...


 

[Aoren Deringer]

Perhaps thatits just a reaction to my own upbringing but I am a strong proponent that an adult should be able to support his/herself and protect their personal assets. I think that "themselves" counts as an asset. Now sure I'd post bail/ransom but that's about it.

[Luggz]

Ah... Although, in complete honesty, it may not be you...


If I ever raised a child, (to me) it doesn't matter their age. If they were kidnapped I would extend as much power as I could to get them back. No one messes with my family.


But maybe that's just me...


 

It depends if it's the favourite child or not. 

But in all seriousness I know what you mean, I have a god daughter who means a whole lot to me and she's not even part of my family.

[AlphaSergal]

I love your responses and i think some of them are funny and creative

[Jinx Leven]

if i had a kid and the someone stole it i would go up to them take there head slam it against a railing and throw them off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of spikes. I would do that even if it wasn't family. I don't like kidnappers.    

[AlphaSergal]

if i had a kid and the someone stole it i would go up to them take there head slam it against a railing and throw them off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of spikes. I would do that even if it wasn't family. I don't like kidnappers.

 
  uh isn't that a bit much dude