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(Our story so far: Once upon a time my dear friend, there was a lot of stuff that scared me and resulted in me crapping myself in the shops all over people until the police got a dog and chased after me until I did a backflip, but then realised I can't do backflips and landed straight on my nose with an unnecessary flailing gesture that signified I was a complete moron. It was when the police stripped me of all kittens and pencils on terms of the flying spheghetti monster; which quite frankly shocked me greatly because church and hitler were there and Dr. McDon. They all had pizza and coffee, while they watched the Super bowl the dobah-kids came, and draggyTheDragon too, and they killed over 9,000 heavies with their medics. Then suddenly chuck Norris got killed by Masterchief on rambowdash, because its awesome. Then kratos and Gordon Freeman came, with his crowbar, and shegorath with cheese and pickle sandwiches, at Aperture Science, which they ate. Shegorath decided "scratch that" and went "no cheese" before storming out and eating pumpernickl in the rain.)