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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2012, 11:56:53 PM »
Exactly what I do every other day (sit in my room and not much).  Zombies can't break doors down.  Also, I barely eat/drink.  :P
Another thing, I live in the suburbs, most zombies would be in the city (the suburbs get nearly abandoned during the day due to everyone's job being in the city :P).
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2012, 09:26:55 AM »
I always was confused that zombies had really good hearing, I mean they would have really good smell as well, so even a silenced pistol would only get you so far.

I think a bunch of fat kids to have around as bait might be a good idea XD I joke of course :P
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2012, 10:35:07 AM »
no you dont, because you know its true  >:3
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2012, 12:31:35 PM »
well yeah

Just don't want to offend any fat kids XD Just... you know... you're good bait... XD
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2012, 01:01:39 PM »
depends what time they attack, if i'm at work i'm safe, i work on a navy base where worst comes to worst i steal a gun and hid on one of the ships for a while or they just lock the gates and i laugh. but if i'm at home i grab my dads swords (all of them X3) and head either to the nearby high school that i can secure the fences of or to the juvinal detension center near my friends place ^-^
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2012, 01:03:06 PM »
I would try to avoid direct confrontation with zombies, but if you have to then yeah.

I would say a naval base would be a pretty excellent location for a zombie apocalypse, maybe a boat as well :P
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2012, 01:10:52 PM »
especially when the boats just finishing it's re-stock before leaving, then you've got food, ammo, guns, personel who know what they're doing.....and really if a zombie outbreak happened in australia i think everyone will either leave the contry and laugh saying "sucked in, zombies can't swim" or move inland and laugh saying "look, the f##ker's turned to jurky"
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2012, 01:25:28 PM »
zombies may be unable to swim
but the don't drown either
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2012, 01:45:30 PM »
o.0 just thought of a scarier thought, what would happen the the sea animas that get exposed to the blood........ zombie sharks DX
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2012, 02:03:24 PM »
If we were in a naval ship, the zombie sharks won't be able to get us, I mean, I guess they could try and with enough effort...

Have any of you seen the web series Xombie? :P
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2012, 02:17:28 PM »
nope :P
have you read the zombie handbook survival guide by max brooks?
read it :P
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2012, 05:43:45 PM »
If I was in a zombie apocolypse I now decided I would be using a battle axe and war paint jk

one thing I dont get in movies and games is why do the survivors not wear any protection like a good leather jacket or something to protect from bites and scratches
I would be doing that definately
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2012, 05:47:11 PM »
i thought about that yesterday
how about one of those suits that they use to train police dogs?
or even just riot gear?
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2012, 10:06:44 PM »
lol, see a guy strutting down the street in bomb disposal gear XD
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Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2012, 10:10:44 PM »
lol exactly :P
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