"Almost getting sucked out by space"
Screw this guy I'm calling elevator control...
*Reads number on the side of elevator, but it's in japanese*
Ichy... Sun... Yon.... Sun... Sun... Hachi... Nana... sun...
*Rings*
Operator: Moshi Moshi
Me: Um yeah, your eleavator is doing weird things
Operator: Oh sorry... uhh... me no speaky engrish
*Hangs up*
well... that was useful...