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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2012, 01:52:13 PM »
*Elevator goes suddenly down really fast, so fast in fact that we are start floating in a simulated zero gravity environment*

Holy crap!
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2012, 02:00:03 PM »
*is floating*
i wonder when this illogical elevator will cra...
*Elevator crashes and emergency air-bags are deployed ensuring everyone is unharmed as the door rolls open*
we must be in hell... :P
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2012, 02:01:00 PM »
Oh hey! There's Dameon,

*Runs over to deliver the package of old newspapers and come back*

uhh, a day well spent! Now... how do we get back up? XD
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2012, 02:13:43 PM »
no idea... the rest of the buttons are all in japanese :P
*the doors close and the lift starts moving*
i think this elevator IS haunted o.O
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2012, 02:23:54 PM »
*hit the ceiling in the crash; protected by the airbags, but still shaken.*
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2012, 02:26:37 PM »
*friday starts playing through the speakers*
not only is this elevator haunted, but it has a bad taste in music
*the elevator shakes then the music gets a bit louder*
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2012, 02:30:35 PM »
*howls in mental torture.*
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2012, 02:39:49 PM »
lol well i'm just going to push all these buttons :P
*pushes all the buttons*
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2012, 02:43:02 PM »
*elevator starts going up and down randomly, shaking Razot and anoni, but smashing Lokyar against the floor repeatedly due to his lesser weight and size.*
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2012, 02:52:24 PM »
*catches lokyar and holds him under his arm*
probably not the best idea :P
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2012, 02:54:43 PM »
*is dazed by the repeated impacts.*

huh? This isn't happening. THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2012, 03:07:37 PM »
oh but it is >:3
*the elevator stops and the door opens revealing space and distant stars*
or maybe we're all just really high
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2012, 03:11:33 PM »
*grabs tight hold of Razot to avoid being sucked into space.*
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2012, 03:29:14 PM »
*the doors close and the elevator starts going up again*
lol i'm going with we're high
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Re: The Elevator
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2012, 03:55:17 PM »
"Almost getting sucked out by space"

Screw this guy I'm calling elevator control...

*Reads number on the side of elevator, but it's in japanese*
Ichy... Sun... Yon.... Sun... Sun... Hachi... Nana... sun...
*Rings*
Operator: Moshi Moshi
Me: Um yeah, your eleavator is doing weird things
Operator: Oh sorry... uhh... me no speaky engrish
*Hangs up*

well... that was useful...  T_T
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