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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23355 on: March 31, 2014, 02:17:34 PM »
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I'm a Stable Hand, Tyga.
I work on a farm and care for people's horses.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23356 on: March 31, 2014, 02:19:16 PM »
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I has horses, come look after them for me










horsie people are so far up their own butts that bump in their throat is their nose

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23357 on: March 31, 2014, 02:21:29 PM »
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I am by no means snobby and arrogant thank you.
I work hard, give advice to people who ask for it and never be condiscending.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23358 on: March 31, 2014, 02:21:49 PM »
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Cause most are rich....an as this song says



"I hope that I'm not there when you realize
That those with their nose in the air will never look you in the eye"
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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23359 on: March 31, 2014, 02:24:38 PM »
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Stable hand


*covers mouth with paw*


Horse person rant to follow:


The bumper sticker that says "Poverty is owning a horse"


SELL YOUR GODDAMN HORSE YOU F&^%ING D^%$HEAD!


Rant over.


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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23360 on: March 31, 2014, 02:25:41 PM »
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I wasnt talking about you grey, I was talking about horsie people  XP

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23361 on: March 31, 2014, 02:27:17 PM »
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Horses are wonderful creatures Trix.
I'd never sell a family member just to get some cash.
Horsie people can be anyone who works or owns a horse.
At least that's what my boss told me.
Then again, he's an arragant homophobic prick.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23362 on: March 31, 2014, 02:28:30 PM »
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I work and own horses...im talkin about toffs

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23363 on: March 31, 2014, 02:30:11 PM »
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Well that's about 10% of the population ya know?


we have had snobby rich people in here before.....they freaked out when getting rid of a virus was $99
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And all that you perceive is blowing away

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And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23364 on: March 31, 2014, 02:33:00 PM »
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Oh I get them all the time.

"Ohh my horse is ill! It's you fault you fed it wrong!"

Sir what have you been feeding it after you took it back from our care?

"Grass, polos, sugercubes and some chocolate because it likes that."

No Hay or Haylage?

"No it's messy and I wouldn't eat it so my horse won't either"

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Toffs = stupid.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23365 on: March 31, 2014, 02:36:08 PM »
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YAY RICH PEOPLE......we should make them poor to see how it feels....if i ever got rich i would never change....i see money as an object
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And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
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Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23366 on: March 31, 2014, 02:37:47 PM »
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My brother has a girlfriend from a rich family.
She's really kind and sweet, but her perents only see her as another way to get more money for themselves.
Poor girl.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23367 on: March 31, 2014, 02:39:07 PM »
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no matter how much you dont like it boyos, money makes the world turn

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23368 on: March 31, 2014, 02:41:05 PM »
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I could do with some extra cash so I can get a place with my mate.
Sadly I'm paid minimum wage because of my asshole boss.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Girls Vs Boys
« Reply #23369 on: March 31, 2014, 02:42:27 PM »
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Money......-.- and another thing is the people who don't work and the Govt just says HERES OTHER PEOPLES MONEY...and i don't me Handicap or Mentally Ill People 
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

 

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