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The long one would be a creepy enchanted 500 year-long sleep that can only be broken by someone dressing up a kitten as a chicken and bathing it in water with extra mandarin slices in it, while someone else plays the accordion and someone else is doing a headstand with their left big toe in their right ear....
Or, if they're feeling lazy, they could just open a Coke-bottle right next to my head...