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Offline Khelan

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2012, 09:45:11 PM »
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
Soo cheesy  X3
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2012, 07:40:06 AM »
If I was writing the alphabet vertically, I'd put I and U together, because baby, I have my eye on you :P

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2012, 10:43:25 AM »
if you were a president, you would be Baberaham Lincoln
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2012, 10:46:09 AM »
Hey baby, why don't you minus your clothes, divide your legs and let us multiply :3
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2012, 10:50:16 AM »
If you were a dinosaur, you would be babeasurus rex
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2012, 03:20:53 PM »
You are the remote control that can activate the fast-forward feature of my heart.

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2012, 09:08:09 AM »
baby, you're a/a, you are b^0, baby, you are the one :P
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2012, 09:32:32 AM »
how about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up  ;)
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2012, 06:49:45 AM »
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.   

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2012, 10:27:44 AM »
how would you like to load a trojan onto my hard drive?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2012, 10:55:12 AM »
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2012, 11:14:01 AM »
Do you play guitar? Because, baby, you're playing my heartstrings like a master.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2012, 11:48:04 AM »
I guess you're not allowed in bars, cause babe you're smoking :P
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2012, 01:31:45 PM »
If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put "U" and "I" together. XD
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2012, 02:18:44 PM »
Are you full of Beryllium, gold and titanium? Because Be-Au-Ti full
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