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Offline Cephalotes

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2012, 04:44:18 PM »
Your absence is like a confirmed critical hit from a keen scythe.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2012, 11:17:25 AM »
You must be full of beryllium, Gold and Titanium, because you are Be - Au - Ti - full :P
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2012, 03:56:17 PM »
you must be made of copper and titanium,because your a Cu-Ti
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2012, 06:52:23 PM »
*when a girl tells you she has a boyfriend*

I'm flattered you consider us a couple, but I think we should date first.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2012, 09:19:49 AM »
Me: Thank you
Guy: What for?
Me: Because I was walking without purpose, I had no meaning, I knew my life was nothing and that anything I'd ever do would be useless, without purpose, without any kind of aspiration, any thing allowing me to be worth a damn.

but then... but then I set my eyes on you and I knew, I knew from that very second, that I had purpose. That's to be with you.
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Pick up lines
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2012, 03:22:51 AM »
You must be a Rogue, because you are stunning.

World of Warcraft players will get. 100% guaranteed to get you weird looks if they don't get it.


You must be a sorceress, because you're enchanting.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2012, 03:27:24 AM »
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2012, 09:22:11 AM »
You seem to have heart, because you definitely have mine.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2012, 11:17:05 AM »
haha that's good :P

Hey, the top half of me evolved from a human, the bottom half evolved from a horse ;)
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2012, 01:47:57 PM »
When I was born, the doctors thought I had three legs
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2012, 04:25:22 PM »
Hey, wanna come to my place and play Runescape???

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2012, 04:41:32 PM »
Want to make out?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2012, 09:06:00 PM »
Your eyes are lakes of the purest, most crystalline waters.
Now can we have sex?
(lol)
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2012, 09:08:06 PM »
I'm best friends with Justin Bieber
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2012, 09:15:01 PM »
I have this friend...would you be creeped out if I said he tugged over you?
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