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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #75 on: July 03, 2012, 05:42:16 PM »
It's only Micro When it's Soft  ;)
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #76 on: July 03, 2012, 06:18:31 PM »
Insert floppy drive into port A.  >.>
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #77 on: July 03, 2012, 06:22:38 PM »
Want to see my hard drive?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #78 on: July 03, 2012, 06:24:30 PM »
If you insert the dongle, it will be charged.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #79 on: July 03, 2012, 06:27:12 PM »
you turn my software into hardware
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #80 on: July 03, 2012, 06:36:18 PM »
Mind if I upload to your internet?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #81 on: July 03, 2012, 09:52:14 PM »
i'll be the proton missile to your deathstar
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #82 on: July 03, 2012, 10:16:26 PM »
Let's make like the internet and exchange some codes...
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #83 on: July 03, 2012, 10:23:30 PM »
how about you sit on my lap and we talk about whatever comes up
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #84 on: July 04, 2012, 04:46:06 PM »
How about you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #85 on: July 04, 2012, 09:35:03 PM »
i guess if you just say anything in a Spanish accent... :P
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #86 on: July 05, 2012, 02:15:00 PM »
Your the positive to my negative, we're just attracted to each other...
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #87 on: July 05, 2012, 02:19:52 PM »
Quote from: MrRazot on July 04, 2012, 09:35:03 PM
i guess if you just say anything in a Spanish accent... :P

Unless they're Spanish? Maybe they'll find your inaccuracies cute? I think you be on to something here...


Anyway; "Is your name Sandy? 'Cos you're one sexy beach"
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #88 on: July 05, 2012, 04:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Furjangles on July 05, 2012, 02:19:52 PM
Quote from: MrRazot on July 04, 2012, 09:35:03 PM
i guess if you just say anything in a Spanish accent... :P

Unless they're Spanish? Maybe they'll find your inaccuracies cute? I think you be on to something here...


Anyway; "Is your name Sandy? 'Cos you're one sexy beach"


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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #89 on: July 05, 2012, 04:58:35 PM »
I'm like a bullet; your'e so hot I discharge prematurely.
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