Author Topic: In a Parallel Universe (Read 6153 times)

MrRazot · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2012, 09:09:03 PM »

In a parallel universe, people tell "in capitalist america" jokes

Cephalotes · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2012, 09:12:48 PM »

In a parallel universe, utopia may have finally been reached.

anoni · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2012, 10:03:38 AM »

In a parallel universe, 1 + 1 = 3
even numbers do not exist as results, but still exist as starting equations

so 1 + 3 = 7
3 + 5 = 15
etc

Luke White-Heart · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2012, 01:23:47 PM »

In a parallel universe, anoni doesn't know math. Now THERE'S a universe.

I'm just kidding, anoni!

MrRazot · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2012, 01:34:08 PM »

In a parallel universe
South africa has good internet -_-

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:03:52 PM »

In a parallel universe the SCP foundation is a real shadow-government.
Be terrified.

MrRazot · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:06:09 PM »

In a parallel universe, russians have a low alcohol tolerance

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:07:19 PM »

In a parallel universe only inanimate objects have emotions.
Seems like a paradox, eh? Maybe there are no emotions then?

MrRazot · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:14:38 PM »

In a parallel universe, movies watch you, and you get paid

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:19:17 PM »

In a parallel universe a fox is a wolf who sends semtex.

MrRazot · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:22:22 PM »

In a parallel universe, foxes have taken over the world and there is not a single street without a flower shop

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:23:45 PM »

In a parallel universe they do not believe in parallel universes.

MrRazot · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:25:45 PM »

In a parallel universe, nukes explode in a shower of confetti

Aoren Deringer · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:29:08 PM »

In a parallel universe the hearts of people who are kind reach critical mass.
I assume you can figure what happens next.

MrRazot · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2012, 05:30:37 PM »

In a parallel universe, there is no such thing as coffee

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