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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #180 on: December 04, 2012, 09:03:09 AM »
In aparallel universe, I not deaf
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #181 on: December 04, 2012, 04:40:50 PM »
In a parallel universe, I just shot laser beams out of my forehead whilst dancing to Gangnam Style, whilst flying the purple ROFL Copter to the planet SHAZOO.
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #182 on: December 04, 2012, 05:27:24 PM »
In a paralell universe, furries don't speculate as to the existence of alternate universes!
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #183 on: December 04, 2012, 07:13:04 PM »
In a parallel universe, Alien Resurrection was a great movie.
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #184 on: December 07, 2012, 01:57:30 PM »
In a parallel universe the sequel is always better than the original
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #185 on: December 07, 2012, 04:36:36 PM »
In a paralell universe, a small tribe of cats exist, which travel around the earth, throwing small sticks at their agressors, and making meowing noises. The set up temporary camps by the water, in which they use a different kind of stick to find the rear regions of pickle-diles underwater, both for religious ceremonies, and for food. In larger camps, they often leave a stone pillar, with a stone head in rough semblance with their own features on top. After the statue is erected, the dance around it, before placing a sapling in its grasp, with a thick rope on the end, as a ceremonial sign to the kittenpillar ass-fishers, who are their mighty gods.

They also invent guacamole in this paralell universe, but that is another story.
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #186 on: December 11, 2012, 11:57:31 AM »
In a parallel universe where watches don't exist...
 
"Hey! What time is it?"
"Time you got a watch!"
"What the heck is a watch?"
"I DON'T KNOW!??!?!"
 
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #187 on: December 11, 2012, 06:53:01 PM »
In a paralell universe you were evil and didn't give me five cookies for noticing your tomska reference.

Now gibe meh kukeez.
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #188 on: December 12, 2012, 10:25:05 AM »
In an alternate universe, that was true.
*Gives Kittenpillar 10 cookies* 2 for the price of one so that's en extra 5 FREE!
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #189 on: December 12, 2012, 04:09:16 PM »
In a parallel universe I so totally didn't buy into your amazing salesman skills.
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #190 on: December 13, 2012, 03:27:11 PM »
In a paralell universe, I didn't make that offer
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #191 on: December 13, 2012, 04:06:56 PM »
In a parallel universe, it's only inhabitants are hot guys.... *drool*
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #192 on: December 13, 2012, 04:07:28 PM »
In a parallel universe I don't have a horrible job.


LOL Luke. XD
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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #193 on: December 13, 2012, 04:08:40 PM »
In a parallel universe, mankind has eliminated the need for school because everyone has obtained enlightenment.
 
Icouldn't help it!  :$ XP :3
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"Normal" is a word for something that doesn't exisit. It was created by those who don't challenge the status quo, and don't aspire to greatness.
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I am White-Heart, white because it is every colour put into one, my heart is of all colours!

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Re: In a Parallel Universe
« Reply #194 on: December 13, 2012, 04:10:30 PM »
In a parallel Universe I didn't start laughing in the middle of class because of that. X3
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