When I was working at PetSmart, me and a co-worker were closing down the reptiles and making sure they had foot, water, and their humidity was right. We had a Frilled Dragon at the time that was almost two-feet long and was as docile as could be. This woman's son was fascinated by what we were doing and just stood by watching us. My coworker opens the Frilled Dragon's enclosure to give him some crickets, and the boy's mother says "Oooo, you better get away from that thing before it spit on you!"
We both could not stop laughing.
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