Giant isopods! :c
Getting pregnant.. I mean.. Pregnancy! And labour! And.. And.. *shudders * babies. And worse.. What if it was, like, Mary?? Some horrible god did it to spite me, and no one believes me, >.<
Waking up and finding out all this was a dream.. Or waking up and finding my dreams are reality.
Then again, I agree with maine. Spikes covered with chickens would be freeeaaky. Have you seen their evil orange dinosaur eyes?