"Erm..." Talos looked at the Desert Eagle confusingly. "How do you use these things?" "Sorry, it's just I don't have a lot of experience with guns. I use my trusty sword and grenades...Oh man I forgot about my sword! If I had used that, I wouldn't even need grenades!"
Talos notices he zombies approaching the party. "Sooo...this thing shoots the bullet? And when I click this..." BANG! A zombie's head comes clean off with a perfectly placed shot to the neck. "Ooooh, cool." Talos pulls out his sword. "Sword, I won't be needing you for a long time." He then puts it away and shoots the zombies in the neck with a devilish grin. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!" He then clears his throat. "Yeah, action. I like the sound of that. Remember, we should stay together. Apart, we are strong. But together...together, we are unstoppable!"
Talos sees Jokon being nearly mauled by a zombie a few feet away from him. Immediatly he shoots the zombie in its neck and it falls on the floor dead. "Need help, Mr. Stealth Operative?"