Well done soldiers!
We have our cheesecake and our platoon won't go hungry, I would like to congratulate each and everyone of you, but unfortunately there is no time.
NEW MISSION DEBRIEFING
We just got some intel from nation of Fur Affinity that something much more sinister is going on. After some, persuasion, and digging, we discovered the motives behind stealing the cheesecake, unfortunately, it was a decoy! Although the cheesecake was extremely important and it will aid us in our next adventure, BUT, it also had the side effect of distracting us. Listen Gentleman, I have some bad news, a corporation known as GodHatesfurs is starting a plot to eliminate the entire furry and scalie fandom. You see, they have been planning a weapon of mass destruction known as the Depilis Device. The Depilis Device is a large low-orbit satellite that will emit large doses of radiation on the population. While the radiation is not exactly lethal, it will have the serious effect of causing every person to molt all their hair, or fur. This will cause everyones fur to fall off and furries will be no more! It is a plot to destroy the furry fandom, it will also bleach scales so the scalie side is also in danger!
Now, the first mission is we need to find out exactly WHERE the satellite is at any one time, so we need to go to the enemy radar array deep inside Russia, on top of some very cold and snowy mountains. This same radar relay was also used as a prison, so it is very highly secured, hundreds of guards with lethal weapons, it will be no easy task. They might of also captured some ally furries, so keep on the lookout! We have to have the element of surprise and there will be too many watches for an air assault, luckily the radar station is close by to the sea, so you'll be going via submarines into enemy territory. There you must infiltrate the radar station and find out how to locate the satellite, taking it down is another whole process. SO for now, your mission is to go to the Russian relay station and find out exactly where the satellites are!
The submarines are leaving at 0600, so get ready soldiers! As always, you can use the help of the local community if need be! God speed! I'll be there every step of the way to assist with the operation!