Gift for person above you

[Blackmasq]

Gives ^ a green big ball of fire to look into.

[Kio]

^ likes green

[anoni]

I give Kio the power to read minds!

use it wisely~

[Kio]

I give you the power of invisibility.

[anoni]

I give you the power of visibility!

[Kio]

I would use that.

anoni, I present with a banana phone

[anoni]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
BANANA PHONE

I give you the banana in your ear!

[Kio]

May be we should all have banana phones then we can make the network usage free of tax.
The banana acts as a disguise so the secret government ninja spies will never expect us when we use them 

I now present anoni with a bread and butter, you is now on a diet.

[anoni]

Butter is pretty much just fat!

Here's some celery! It has been hypothesized (but not proven) to have negative calories because the energy it takes to digest it is more than the energy that it gives you!

[Luggz]

Here Anoni, I think you should have this mankini!

[anoni]

Here's a broken oven with an angry raccoon in it

[Bayzan]

YYAAAAYYY!!! I'll call him... Bob and the raccoon Mr. Broken Oven

Now I shall give you the secret in increasing your speed & stamina. I shall strap a piece of meat to your back and have a hungry cheetah behind you

[anoni]

I give you a fan... and a magnet!

[Volo Quack]

Here's a box. Inside the box is infinite muffins.

[Blackmasq]

Here's a Firewhip, use it as you please...