Purify a Wish

[Cephalotes]

Someone makes a wish. Any wish. The aim is for the next poster to describe an awesome consequence, especially one that can't be foreseen.
 
I wish that pocket lint was rainbows. 

[anoni]

I like this idea
You'd get pocket lint artists, people from all over the world would be looking at pocket lint exhibitions and there would be the grand opening of the pocket lint art gallery in France

I wish that corruption in the world would cease to exist.

[Cephalotes]

Granted. Everyone gets three thousand teddy bears and it becomes illegal not to hug people and give out cookies.
 
I wish I had a bear's strength.

[anoni]

People would call you Grizzly Cephalotes, however awkward things would happen like breaking glasses you were trying to hold.

I wish I got payed for no reason at all

[Gaara]

Granted you get payed in money, hugs, cookies and hugs.

I wish I excelled at something in Life.

[anoni]

Your wish is granted and you have been given the ability to excel at failing,
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!
You excel at something you've always wanted to excel at, you follow your dreams and become whoever you want to be!

I wish the world never had the letter "c" instead it's replaced with "k" and "s"

[Gaara]

Haha! thanks anoni haha the language becomes a lot more intereesting and more people start to learn the language and then you all learn the language and look at it together in harmony and peace.


Then you hug stuff


I wish I had a bicycle.

[anoni]

Queen comes out of no where and signs "bicycle race" as a bicycle from the heaves lands on your feet in all it's glory!

I wish the universal gravitational constant went from 6.67x10^-11 to just "1"
(Props if you get this effect right )

[Gaara]

Granted the world changed. And change is good

I wish for a pet turtle

[Cephalotes]

(Change is so not good!)
Granted. You name him Wooble and he can do very good impressions of Blackadder characters.
I wish I could do nerve attacks.

[anoni]

Granted. You do several nerve attacks on people you don't like, doctors are unable to determine the cause causing panic within the medical community of a new brain disease killing people. The CIA and other intelligence agencies are called into investigate and realize that all the deaths knew you or had some relation to you, they come to your house and abduct you with robots (that have no neural networks) and then they do experiments on you to use your for new mental warfare.

I wish I was god.

(Also for the universal gravitation effect, it'd mean the gravity of all objects would be come more than 10,000,000x stronger, essentially crushing and killing all life on earth)

[Cephalotes]

Granted. There are no athiests any more, and all religious extremists are smote by your lightning.

I wish I had the Byakugan.

[anoni]

(<Doesn't watch naruto and had to look that up)
Granted. You see a lot of things you never want to see again, such as your parents going to the bathroom. But at the same time you also play a killer poker game and eventually become world champion.

I wish I was omniscient.

[Cephalotes]

Granted. You're now basically omnipotent as well.

I wish I was a manatee for a day.

[anoni]

Granted. A lot of your friends are extremely surprised a manatee is in your house

I wish I had the death note o.o