I finally know EXACTLY how I want to die
Riding a magical narwall across the universe (because narwalls are the unicorns of the sea) in a colorfull stream of love and awesomeness then riding into a blackhole where I am crushed within an instant but not the narwall hes magical so he lives. he will just be very confused on whats happening, hell be all like whoa wtf is going on!? and I will be all like...dead
and no I DONT do drugs
Actually you wouldn't be crushed riding into a black hole, you'd be violently ripped apart atom by atom, because as you get closer to a black hole the difference in gravity in perspective your location increases so you'd be stretched apart. The technical term for this is spaghettification, and yes its a real word.