Got a free Coupe D'isaster from a wealth guy who just found it. Apparently he was so offended by the fact that this hat was sitting amongst his unusuals and refined metal that he gave the hat away to the first person on the trade list, which was me.
Destroyed it right after that because I couldn't be bothered to sell it.
And yes, this is my best trade ever. Lady luck isn't with me when it comes to trading.