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Worst game ever
« on: December 28, 2012, 01:32:43 PM »
this is a thread where you can post what you believe is a rubbish game


games that make the odd glitch in a blockbuster or nintendo game look refined and smooth


and the first victim of this thread is the Deal or no deal game


When this came out Nintendo magazine gave it a mere 1% http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deal_or_No_Deal_(video_game)
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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2012, 10:18:10 PM »
Hmm can't decide either Drake of the 99 dragons which has so many game breaking glitches it is barely completable. Also every time you die which considering the controls is often you have to spend like 10 seconds listening to rocks tell you how terrible you are http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_of_the_99_Dragons.

Or another option is shaq fu which is although technically works the control scheme and controls for a fighting game make it really bad  @.@ . There was actually a web site at one point dedicated to finding copies of this game and destroying them which should give you a good idea of what you would be facing if you played it :( . Both were incredible wastes of cash when I rented them at different times of course :P http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaq_Fu.
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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 03:35:17 AM »
Probably gonna have to go with Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.


The incompleteness of the game (driving through obstacles, literally nonextistent AI)
Poor level design (You can easily drive off the map, go through buildings, bridges)
Lack of variety (5 truck choices with exactly the same stats; 5 tracks, with two being the same but night/day and the 4th track crashing the game)
Poor physics (Can climb steep hills with no change in acceleration, can reach infinitely high speeds in reverse and stops immediately with no decceleration when you let go of the gas)


See here: Alex Navarro reviews Big Rigs.
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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 06:13:35 AM »
Oh wow forgot about that one XD never played that personally but the videos are hilarious  :P
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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 12:35:52 PM »
whoa thats bad

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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 05:23:58 PM »
I've seen that game but haven't played it, so my worse game would have to be
Xtreme Quadbikes!

This game was released for $20 at the start date and was $40 too much. I tell you I have never seen a bigger piece of garbage in video gaming history haha.
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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 05:32:32 PM »
:/ I always loved Drake and the 99 Dragons, the copy I had gotten had very few glitches and it had all the features in a shooting game that lots of games promise, but never deliver like duel-wielding, jumping along the walls, bullet time, multiple combo kills, and cel-shaded comic graphics. I've completed it multiple times without issues.

The game I have always felt was the biggest disappointment was Borderlands, there's no "reward" for anything you do really. A couple dollars here and there, but for what? To buy guns that are weaker than the next enemy's guns? To repetitively shoot creatures from the same area over and over again, where's the story? Cinematics? Ever a feel for having advantage if you are great at headshots? None of that.
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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 05:44:10 PM »
It was a rental so maybe my copy was just damaged XD .
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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2012, 04:08:00 AM »
Oh wow forgot about that one XD never played that personally but the videos are hilarious  :P


I haven't played it either but it was just too good of an opportunity to pass up.  XD

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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2013, 04:52:32 AM »
So this game doesn't really exist anymore, but here goes: There was this game on the Xbox LIVE Indie Games Marketplace called "Block Fight!".
It had a cover drawn in MS Paint with the curve tool, and the game itself wasn't really even...a game.
The games starts up to a white screen with two blocks on it, and a health and score value.
You control both blocks with the left stick, up and down on it moving one block, left and right moving the other.
When the blocks touched, the Health value went down and the score value go up, and the blocks reset to their initial positions. When the health gets lower than zero, it just starts going into the negatives. An odd thing is pressing any of the other buttons made the values change in reasonless ways, for example RT makes the health value go up, and clicking RS makes the score go down.
This game was removed from the marketplace some time ago.

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Re: Worst game ever
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2013, 05:09:42 PM »
i know a game that makes Boarderlands look like a god like entity


Charlies angels: the videogame


basically its an episode of the nineties series in an alternate reality where the angels go


"HARR Harrr Harr Harrr" evrey time an enemy hits them



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