I Dare!

[Lethrasherhuskeh]

I don't mind haha xD

I dare Keo to steal a guitar for me

[Bayzan]

I dare Huskeh to go ice skating with some friends

[Keo]

(I don't steal things )


I dare Bayzan to dive into a book, literally.

[anoni]

I dare keo to take of his headphones!

[Keo]

(Nuuu)


I dare you to. (*shows teeth*)

[Lethrasherhuskeh]

I dare Keo to plank on any pavement outside

[Keo]

I dare you to.

[katt the wolf]

i dare anoni to... (pause for dramatic effect) FREEZE. TIME. 
 

[anoni]

*after an infinite amount of time occurred relative to Anoni*

I dare you to explain what just happened

[katt the wolf]

you froze time. i dare you to complicate what i just said.
 

[anoni]

I slowed down time to my frame of reference, It could be said that I slowed down time so much that an infinitely small interval, dt, is the equal to a second.
Now time follows a linear fashion, so we could say one second as perceived by you is an infinite of dt as perceived by me.

lim_{n -> infinity} = n*dt -> 1

However you dared me to stop time, therefore dt should not be CLOSE to 0 but should be 0, and thus

lim_{n -> infinity} = n*dt !> 1, but actually is equal to 0,

n*dt = n*(0) = 0. Therefore, as I said it was infinite time later, we can safely say that I didn't stop time, but simply slowed down time to a point where it takes an infinite amount of time to travel one second. If I had stopped time, no amount of time relative to me would ever be one second.

Was that complicated enough for you?

[Keo]

*eats pi*
...problem solved


I dare anoni to divide by zero.

[katt the wolf]

I dare keo to explain the string with with numbers instead of words!

[Keo]

01001010010101010101011111111
*beep beep* resolved


I dare katt to do the same, 'cept in hexadecimal numbers instead of binary like I did.

[katt the wolf]

€23 ¤k3 ¡67 316254% ø0164
 
*bleep bloop* done
 
i dare keo to explain the reasoning behind 2nd century roman literature.