I HAVE COME TO RULE THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAH- *
Hacks and Coughs* Ewwww.... gross.
Nah, I'm here for your pies!!
Anyway, I'm here to say hello and Greetings my name
Chronic "Crash Joseph" Payne The Third at your service either pleasure or chaotic fun
, but ya'll can call me Crash or Joey for short?
But please Mr. Payne Was my father... My species is a Magon, at a glance I look like a normal primate, but come a little closer and see I am much more, yes my father was a very brave monkey... lol! How you ask makes me a dragon? Well aside from harder than diamond scales, horns, and pointy fangs, but lack of wings!? Heh, *crosses legs in a lazy pose folding arms, hovering just over the ground* not all dragons need wings to fly...
Jokes aside, hope I can make some good friends to have epic adventures with!!! Cause I gotta feeling being here is going to be!!! LEGEND- wait for it... and hope your not Lactose intolerant... DARY!!!
Got any questions? Don't be afraid to ask, I won't bite... much.
Unless you want... lol!
Also still getting use to this new pc I have so bare with me...