*cracks hands*
Something Under Peers Electrocutes Ranger's cars And Lights Inferno Fires Recklessly Around Georgia. In Lynching Innocent Salamander To Inconspicuously Exterminate Xeno's, Pirates In Argentina Living In Dojo's Occasionally Corrupt Innocent, Ominous, Ultra Starfish.
So then apparently pirates killed salamander to convince ultra starfish to electrocute peoples cars and start fires.
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