Your last words

[anoni]

This is kind of to run parallel to the "How do you want to die thread" but more specifically, what would you like your last words to be?

I'd like mine to be either "I may be gay, but I don't have a soul, so no hell for me!"
Or "I see a light... lol jokes *dead*"

[Pea]

"All those questions I never had are about to be answered."

"The password for my computer is ****."

"Since I'm about to die and all, could I possibly (Censored for your safety and my continued allowance on the Forums)?"

[MrRazot]

1. Well this sucks
2. I'm going to that giant colander in the sky
3. The treasure is hidden in the...uhhhhh *dies*
4. You're adopted

[Vosur Aekira]

"Play me one more for the road make it a smooth jazz."

[Midnight Madness]

Here are some calm and neutral ends.

"Please don't cry for me."

"Be this my retribution or my road to sanctity, I do not regret my life, only that I cannot stay with you any longer."

"Freedom is such a fleeting thing... We think just because we can live how we like, we are wholly free. No, we are all bound to the rules of the universe, life and death. Thus, I depart."

"I love you all."

And here are some more chaotic ones.

"**censor** you, and **censor** your *insert whatever is killing me/the reason for my death here*!"

"Killing me for the means of fulfilling your sick desires... It only means that you shall be risen against and destroyed."

*laugh forbodingly until dead*

Or anywhere in the midst of saying those things.

[Luke White-Heart]

1. *builds upto a sneeze, then dies without sneezing*
2. Can I have a sandwich?
3. Oh, I have this great, million dollar idea! *dies*
4. May my parting bring not sorrow, but joy, for I'm not leaving, I'm just going home.
5. Wait...tell Scarlet...I DO give a damn.

[Rocoro T. Pup]

Delete my browser history!!

[MrRazot]

I told you I was sick

[Bayzan]

1. "Don't be sad... Be happy that I'm going to a better pl- *dies*
2. "I've had a good run. Met a lot of good people, did great things... But now my time is up. Just remeber this... The tv remote is buried in the backyard- *dies*
3. "If I'm dying... I'm taking you with me!"
4. "Come closer... Closer... Closer, there. I got to tell you something... I was the one who ate your last cookie..." *dies*
5. "**** you! **** your country! And especially **** your!-" *dies*

[Kid Blaze]

Don't worry...everything will be...

[JYNXthefox]

1.(insert name here),i'm going somewhere and i don't think i'm can come back, but i want you to know you were the best thing that ever happened to me.
2.i...have..to tell you something my girlfriend is...is...is.*dies*
3.should of told you this sooner but i'm....*dies*

[Kio]

For all my life I have been secretly exploring the true meaning of everything, hacking into the governments, everything... But just recently I found the conclusion... To the ultimate question...
The meaning of life, the universe and everything is... is... X_X  [size=78%]*dead*[/size]

[size=78%]Something like that, anyway [/size]

[✡]

oh I won't be having any last words! can't have any last words if you don't die!

[Kirona]

"Worth it." 

[Kio]

"Tag! You're it!" 


or


"lol pwned"