The Furry Forums would like to place cookies on your computer to help us make this website better. To find out more about the cookies, see our privacy notice.
To accept the cookie click here, or please login or register.

Author Topic: Your last words  (Read 71372 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline NekosandWerewolves

  • Vibrating Furby
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 9
  • Gender: Female
  • Who liekz Zorua?
    • Awards
  • Species: Wolf
  • Coloring: black bangs and hair, silver fur with black stripes on tail and legs.
  • Height: 5.8"
  • Weight: 90 pounds. She is very lightweight.
  • Build: Curvy, yet muscly. Anthro.
  • Currently: Being a hot killer. I only kill evil people.
Re: Your last words
« Reply #840 on: June 11, 2015, 02:30:15 PM »
We had some funny last words, but this thread is making me weepy.
Well, this isn't disorienting at all, is it? NOT AT ALL...


Pet's name: Vi
Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!

Offline George

  • The Cyan
  • Prancing Pony
  • *********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) Top 50 Most Online
  • Posts: 1742
  • Gender: Male
  • "Don't be square, be cube"
    • Skype
    • Awards
  • Species: Dragon
  • Coloring: Baja Blast
  • Height: 6'
  • Weight: Almost 200 lbs
  • Build: A bit soft
Re: Your last words
« Reply #841 on: July 16, 2015, 03:17:10 PM »
What are you gonna do, stab me?!

Offline Udldu

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 71
  • Gender: Male
  • You don't have to be a stoic to be happy
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • Awards
  • Currently: Current
Re: Your last words
« Reply #842 on: July 16, 2015, 04:27:49 PM »
Goddammit... you know that... you've done enough to... kill me... stop it with the--
  • Avatar by: Seelmaru

Offline George

  • The Cyan
  • Prancing Pony
  • *********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) Top 50 Most Online
  • Posts: 1742
  • Gender: Male
  • "Don't be square, be cube"
    • Skype
    • Awards
  • Species: Dragon
  • Coloring: Baja Blast
  • Height: 6'
  • Weight: Almost 200 lbs
  • Build: A bit soft
Re: Your last words
« Reply #843 on: July 16, 2015, 04:59:50 PM »
Lemme see if I can disarm it, I bet I can figure it out.
! No longer available

Offline Farewell

  • Racious Racoon
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Topic Starter Top 100 Poster Top 10 Most Online
  • Posts: 2051
  • Gender: Female
    • Awards
Re: Your last words
« Reply #844 on: July 16, 2015, 05:06:57 PM »
*on a building* Hey watch this, saw it on a video and he di- AHH!!

Offline Paradox

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 52
  • Huh?
    • Awards
  • Species: Dragon
  • Coloring: Teal, with very light cyan underbelly
  • Build: Lean
  • Currently: Doing nothing and/or working.
Re: Your last words
« Reply #845 on: July 16, 2015, 08:37:19 PM »
Favorite last words: "Hold my beer, I'm gunna try sumthin'."

Personally, I'd just sing "Highway to Hell", or perhaps use the mummy's voice and say "Death... is only the beginning."

Of course, I don't believe in an afterlife, but those jokes are extremely entertaining XD
I really need to re-RE-read the rules...

Offline Ryan Naismith

  • Kuddly Kitten
  • ******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 100 Most Online Top 50 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 977
  • Gender: Male
  • Hope, however desperate, is never without merit
    • Skype
    • Awards
  • Species: Coyote! Canis Latrans (best canine)
  • Height: 5'11"
  • Weight: 71 kilograms
  • Build: Toned
  • Currently: BACK
Re: Your last words
« Reply #846 on: July 16, 2015, 09:49:03 PM »
I get hit, real bad. Some guy comes, kneels next to me. I gesturing him over, as if to whisper in his ear
I then shout, with vigor, "NOT TODAY!" and then keel over and die

 FDF forever!



To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.
-Marquis de Sade
The way is lit. The path is clear.
We require only the strength to follow it.

Offline AralyynMare

  • Vibrating Furby
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 5
  • Gender: Female
    • Awards
  • Species: Horse
  • Coloring: Skewbald
  • Height: 6ft
  • Weight: 120lbs
  • Build: Slim and Athletic
Re: Your last words
« Reply #847 on: July 16, 2015, 11:22:00 PM »
"If I could be with you tonight
I would sing you to sleep
Never let them take the light behind your eyes
One day I’ll lose this fight
As we fade in the dark
Just remember you will always burn as bright"
I would just slowly sing this and then just turn my head and drift off to haunt the hell outta everyone
*tears up while singing mcr*

Offline Farewell

  • Racious Racoon
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 50 Topic Starter Top 100 Poster Top 10 Most Online
  • Posts: 2051
  • Gender: Female
    • Awards
Re: Your last words
« Reply #848 on: July 17, 2015, 06:25:08 AM »
Ugh! A true saiyan sprinkles when he tinkles! Ughbleh-I'm dead-aigh~
(If anyone gets the reference XD)

Offline Naval

  • Eager Elephant
  • ***
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online
  • Posts: 384
  • Gender: Male
  • *Sounds of crunching seashells*
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Garthim
  • Coloring: Oynx with shine over the exoskeleton, muddy brown hairs, with royal purple eyes.
  • Height: 6.7ft
  • Weight: 270lbs
  • Build: Bulky and bumpy, with a top heavy build.
  • Currently: Looking for a crystal... maybe one that has a darker color.
Re: Your last words
« Reply #849 on: July 17, 2015, 06:31:53 AM »
(I got that.  XD ) I would call the person over when I'm dieing and I'll be like "Deez..." And he'll be like "Deez who?" Then i'll be like "DEEZ NUTS! GOT HIM!" And I slap it in the face and then die.
  • Avatar by: A picture from Google.
You know the greatest thing I can feel, is the feeling that when I have helped someone. That memory and act of kindness helps to mold them into something great. That thought, that feeling can't be beat. - This guy.

Offline Wolxikin

  • Gregarious Gnu
  • ****
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 591
  • Gender: Male
  • (⚆ ͜ʖ ⚆)
    • Steam
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Wolx
  • Coloring: Blue/white
  • Height: 5 foot something
  • Weight: Don't be so judgemental!
  • Build: Average, anthro
  • Currently: well then
Re: Your last words
« Reply #850 on: July 18, 2015, 03:05:10 AM »
"Well this is a predicament"
"I regret nothing!"
Or
"I have a secret, once I ..." *dies*
  • Avatar by: Amythest
Is it a wolf? Is it a fox? No, it's Wolx!

Tell a man there are 300,000,000 stars in the universe, he'll believe you. Tell a man the benches paint is wet, he'd have to touch it to be sure

[img width

Offline Alistair

  • Resident pink saber
  • Prancing Pony
  • *********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 100 Poster Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) Top 10 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 1745
  • Gender: Male
    • Discord
    • Awards
  • Species: Smilodon Populator
  • Coloring: Strawberry, cream, and black
  • Height: 7'2"
  • Weight: 350lb
  • Build: Stocky
  • Currently: Fortnite dancing into the inevitable future
Re: Your last words
« Reply #851 on: July 18, 2015, 03:09:03 AM »
"Bury me with my phone"
Royal Saber floof mane the first

Quote
Sir Sabering the first


Offline Naval

  • Eager Elephant
  • ***
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online
  • Posts: 384
  • Gender: Male
  • *Sounds of crunching seashells*
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Garthim
  • Coloring: Oynx with shine over the exoskeleton, muddy brown hairs, with royal purple eyes.
  • Height: 6.7ft
  • Weight: 270lbs
  • Build: Bulky and bumpy, with a top heavy build.
  • Currently: Looking for a crystal... maybe one that has a darker color.
Re: Your last words
« Reply #852 on: July 18, 2015, 04:59:27 AM »
"I was at your girlfriends house last night!" Dies... x_x
  • Avatar by: A picture from Google.
You know the greatest thing I can feel, is the feeling that when I have helped someone. That memory and act of kindness helps to mold them into something great. That thought, that feeling can't be beat. - This guy.

Offline Radio

  • Chatty Cheetah
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 175
  • Gender: Male
  • Lonely
    • www.furrypile.co.uk
    • Awards
Re: Your last words
« Reply #853 on: July 18, 2015, 06:50:18 AM »
Fools. Everyone knows that i am the master when it comes to slathering myself in gravy  B)
Would like very much to become a mod one day!


Offline Setcho

  • Chatty Cheetah
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Most Online
  • Posts: 202
  • Gender: Male
  • Who wants to be normal?
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Awards
  • Species: Lion
  • Coloring: Who wants to know >~>
  • Height: 5'10
  • Build: Small
  • Currently: I was on the forums before it was cool
Re: Your last words
« Reply #854 on: July 18, 2015, 06:52:53 AM »
Me: theres some money i hid about 30, 000

Guy with me: where is it?

Me: its-its-its.....

Guy: yeah go on!?

*dies*

muahahaha

 

Powered by EzPortal

anything