Favourite movie quotes

[Trixsie Vixen]

I may be blind but I have acute hearing - Blind Pew
I'm not interested in your jewellery cloth-eyes - Commander Clemment

From Yellowbeard

[MrRazot]

Ma Ma isn't the law
I AM THE LAW

[Trixsie Vixen]

"No no no no no no no no!" - Sam Witwicky, every action scene in Transformers 1-3.

[Dubaku]

"Vrrrrrrrrrmmmm, vrrrrrrrmmmm." -Lamborghini Sesto Elemento, the true star of the Need For Speed movie

[Atocz]

"The most important people will always be family and friends"

[anoni]

"The last time I flew here from LA, George Clooney was sitting two seats in front of me. With those cuff links, and that... ridiculous chin. We ended up flying through this really bad storm. The plane started to rattle and shake, and everyone on board was crying, and praying. And I just sat there. Sat there thinking that when Sam opened that paper it was going to be Clooney's face on the front page. Not mine. Did you know that Farrah Fawcett died on the same day as Michael Jackson?" -Birdman

[MrRazot]

Believe in Others
Believe in Yourself
If you always do your best, someone will always be watching over you.

[Trixsie Vixen]

"Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look, a rainbow!" - Emmet from the Lego Movie

[Dubaku]

"Goddammit man... white people!"- Kevin Hart, Wedding Ringers

[Trixsie Vixen]

Blazing Saddles, pretty much every line is great.  But this is pearler:



[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]


Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the **censor** gets it!


Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.


Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!


Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this **censor**'s head all over this town!


Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!


[Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]


Harriet Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?


Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!


Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!


Bart: [low voice] Shut up!


[Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]


Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented!


[looks into the camera]


Bart: And they are so *dumb*!

[kalan]

Pepper: you're googling her now

Tony: i thought i was oggling her

[Trixsie Vixen]

From Jaws:



Quint: [seeing Hooper's equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
[examining the shark cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

[Skael]

"Time is of no importance, Mr. President. Only life is important"

-The fifth element

[Trixsie Vixen]

"Oh my God, it's full of stars" - Dave Bowman, 2001 A Space Odyssey

[MaskaTheOtter]

"What a day, What a Lovely day" Nix, Mad Max Fury Road