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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2025 on: May 03, 2014, 04:17:38 PM »
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Quote from: White Wolf Guardian on April 13, 2014, 07:03:17 PM
"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2026 on: May 03, 2014, 04:27:39 PM »
revived damand

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2027 on: May 03, 2014, 04:46:25 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2028 on: May 04, 2014, 12:03:21 AM »
receive hank

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2029 on: May 04, 2014, 02:47:06 AM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2030 on: May 04, 2014, 02:53:58 AM »
Receive the instance when a door is not a door.

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Quote from: White Wolf Guardian on April 13, 2014, 07:03:17 PM
"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2031 on: May 04, 2014, 03:02:36 AM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2032 on: May 04, 2014, 03:12:21 AM »
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Quote from: White Wolf Guardian on April 13, 2014, 07:03:17 PM
"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2033 on: May 04, 2014, 12:10:34 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2034 on: May 04, 2014, 12:18:59 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2035 on: May 04, 2014, 12:26:57 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2036 on: May 04, 2014, 12:30:50 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2037 on: May 04, 2014, 12:35:52 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2038 on: May 04, 2014, 12:48:21 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2039 on: May 04, 2014, 12:51:27 PM »
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