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Author Topic: The Vending Machine Game!  (Read 32244 times)

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Offline Vulpatrino

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2175 on: May 11, 2014, 02:38:29 AM »
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2176 on: May 11, 2014, 02:40:21 AM »
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Offline Vulpatrino

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2177 on: May 11, 2014, 02:54:51 AM »
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2178 on: May 11, 2014, 02:57:42 AM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2179 on: May 11, 2014, 03:03:31 AM »
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2180 on: May 11, 2014, 03:04:30 AM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2181 on: May 11, 2014, 03:15:16 AM »

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2182 on: May 11, 2014, 09:41:41 AM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2183 on: May 11, 2014, 03:35:08 PM »
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2184 on: May 11, 2014, 03:38:11 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2185 on: May 11, 2014, 03:42:21 PM »
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2186 on: May 11, 2014, 04:04:59 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2187 on: May 11, 2014, 10:41:15 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2188 on: May 11, 2014, 11:17:09 PM »
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2189 on: May 12, 2014, 12:00:13 AM »
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