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Author Topic: The Vending Machine Game!  (Read 32272 times)

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Offline Vulpatrino

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2235 on: May 13, 2014, 07:22:34 PM »
Receives a fursona.

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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2236 on: May 13, 2014, 07:26:49 PM »
Receives Vee.
How'd you get in there?


Inserts a mystery.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2237 on: May 13, 2014, 07:29:01 PM »
Receives an hour long History Channel special about it.

Inserts MythBusters.
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2238 on: May 13, 2014, 07:29:59 PM »
Receives mustache


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People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2239 on: May 13, 2014, 07:31:37 PM »
Receives the economy (OOHHHHHHH).

Inserts a more stable economy.
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2240 on: May 13, 2014, 07:32:39 PM »
Receives a mansion


Inserts a cup
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2241 on: May 13, 2014, 07:37:31 PM »
Receives change.

Inserts a nickel.
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2242 on: May 13, 2014, 07:40:04 PM »
Receives fifty pence

Inserts currency
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2243 on: May 13, 2014, 07:44:05 PM »
Receives an exchange rate.

Inserts a thousand yen.
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2244 on: May 13, 2014, 07:45:23 PM »
gets one dollar

wow a vending machine that gives money

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2245 on: May 13, 2014, 09:47:34 PM »
Receives shredded dollar.


Inserts an obscene amount of grape jelly
I think peanut butter is pretty cool.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2246 on: May 13, 2014, 09:53:59 PM »
Receives a giant sandwich.

Inserts a depressingly small quantity of Nutella.
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2247 on: May 13, 2014, 11:42:28 PM »
Receives immediate sickness, no more please :x

*Drops in Alka-seltzer*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2248 on: May 13, 2014, 11:50:06 PM »
Receives an Alka-Seltzer BOTTLE ROCKET!! (Woo! Science!)


Inserts a crashed bottle.
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
« Reply #2249 on: May 13, 2014, 11:55:41 PM »
*Receives reassurance for only putting Alka-seltzer in water bottles*

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