I need a crew

[CryWolf]

This is as close as I could get to random.
 
If say I was to own a starship, could I trust anyone in here to either fix/ operate the ship or send us drifting into the sun.
If you think you could operate this ship be my guest... "I sure as heck can't."
 
If you can fix a slip space drive welcome aboard. If you can fix those flickering floodlights on the bridge that would be appreciated.
Don't ask me about the layout of this ship cause I can't even remember if I left the oven on.
In short I need a crew.
 
If you can suggest any ideas for your own ship deck be my guest.
Also this isn't a RP so go crazy.
 
Note: Don't ask me were I got this just go with it?
 
 

[nixon/monto]

Well looking at these computers it says that you have problems in the engine rooms, your low on supplies, and and the ship doesn't move of shoot it we will be hit by a large asteroid, I would recomend shooting it. Ill be in the engine room trying to fix all those problems down there.

[CryWolf]

"Well its good to know someone actually came to help rather than eat all the chips and use the escape pod... Which I forgot to mention we only have 4 pods... If things go bad we could always start drawing straws?"
 
"Oh also just to let you know theres this weird "stuff" growing in engineering? You may want to bring a mop?"

[Ventus Fall]

"I guess I can help if any of the programms get a virus or something or make help better programs?"

[CryWolf]

In all honesty I dont think that this ship has that many "working" programs to fix...
However due to my not so tech savy nature they may just be stuck on the screen saver?
 

[Ventus Fall]

"Yes, sir. Apparently someone set them on standard screen saver. No wonder the engines haven't fired up in ages..."

[CryWolf]

"I have to say though this ship according to the logs went through some heavy damage prior to my purchase of the vessal... However when I asked about that giant crater in the left side of the ship the salesman just said it was... "A warriers mark." Which I responded with quote "Then why is there a Russian satallite logged in that crater..." I never did see that salesman again...?"

[nixon/monto]

"We'll theres your problem." 

[CryWolf]

"I'm pretty sure all we need to do is pop that satallite out and we're golden."
"However that strange stuff in the engine room... That may be another story?"

[nixon/monto]

"We'll for. What uses the satellite had hit the oil tank and now it every where and the oxygen was leaking slowly but I fixed that and the plumbing is leaking out in space."  (I point to the poop color water going into space.) "do you have a plumber?"

[CryWolf]

Cry looks away with a slight grin... "Who needs a plumber when you can just jettison your waste out into space."
Cry plants a hand on Nixon's shoulder. "Believe me when I say that your waste isn't the worst thing out there."
On cue a large chunk of rock hits the ships left side.
"[sigh] I'll get the vaccuum suits."
    

[Calamity]

I can shoot stuff with a shotgun or help us survive on a planet if we ever crash

[CryWolf]

"Shotgun... Right... Um maybe you could help Nixon in engineering. I think the last time I went down there, that stuff on the walls moved? Could you go below and make sure no one gets eaten?"
 

[Calamity]

"Ok i'll see what I can do... 

[CryWolf]

"Dont worry it only moved an inch... Then again I'm pretty sure the salesman said the former crew really got "attached" to this ship... He acted pretty criptic when I asked about the former crew... I think he may have called a lawyer after that?"
 
"But dont worry this ships a fixer upper, we'll get it in working order again."
Once again on cue all the lights on the ship flickered off.
"Anyone have a flashlight?"