Umm, one of the escape pods is gone, and the empty airlock has an IOU sticker on it written in an alien language. The power plug blew out in the lounge, there are space-piranha in the fountain, space squirrels in the vents, space roaches in the storerooms, space kangaroos in the hold, and space foxes are currently eating the space squirrels, but also marking territory and chewing up the wires. Space Turtleman is requesting permission to board and deal with the monster problem.